Pairing: Grimdark!Rose/Jade
Characters: Grimdark!Rose (Rose Lalonde), dogtier!Jade (Jade Harley), Davesprite
Rating: R for grimdark cunnilingus
Word Count: 1,742

Set toward the end of the three years on the ship.

( Say, Lady, the Tentacles Ain't Half Bad )

aka If Raymond Chandler Wrote Homestuck Fic

(Alternative title is “Dogtier Detective” but that would be the anime version, obviously.)

I read The Big Sleep for research. If I were being super faithful about imitating it, this would just be Chapter One of a slim yet complicated plot. But I don’t know how to write plot, so just ~~use your ( Read more... )

idk if
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it's a non-con haircut of course
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