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WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO REBOOT!PIKE IT DOES NOT EVEN MAKE SENSE THIS IS ALL QUITE ILLOGICAL SO WTF.
GOSHAlso, why have all the fics I've started lately been long? I never finish long fics so really, writing them helps nobody ( Read more... )
GOSHAlso, why have all the fics I've started lately been long? I never finish long fics so really, writing them helps nobody ( Read more... )
And also, what? How is this my fault? I deny everything. ^_^
There's a fork in the path. Of course there is.
Two roads diverged in a wood and I...
"We should split up," says Jim.
Uh oh.
"Come on, it's just a nice, refreshing walk in the woods," Jim says, clapping Bones on the shoulder. "What could possibly go wrong?" "Isn't that a cherished Southern past-time, or something?"
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Georgia is a fairy tale lurking in the broad, slow sweeps of Bones' voice: gray moss draped in tangles from the power lines and bumbled oak roots bursting from the soil; the cicada whine that pauses, startled, when a car door slams.
Mmmm. Evocative.
The only sound this planet makes is the crackling of electric trees.
Wait, what?
...used to stare at his bright blue eyes in the mirror and pretend he was high on spice.
Still haven't read Dune. Library does not has. And yet I know just enough to know that that is such a Jim thing to do. And Jim and Bones and lack of mental filters are love.
Sorry Jim, I'm with Bones on this one. Creepy trees are creepy. But kind of awesome, for all that.
Ficbit = yay!
Prompt = you like reboot!Pike; you should therefore clone him, or bring in a double or two from neighbouring universes.
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Listen. You like it. I know this. Don't front, bb.
And also, what? How is this my fault? I deny everything. ^_^
It's the fic for a prompt you gave me! Thus, your fault. Tough noogies.
"What could possibly go wrong?"
OK SO I LIKE TROPES. DON'T JUDGE ME! D:
Mmmm. Evocative.
Thanks. In ST much is made of Old Southiness but I'm like, GA isn't even like that now, much less 300 years in the future. We own cars, dammit. We don't live on no farms, neither. Also mint julep nothin', Bones drinks PBR.
...I maybe get het up about this a little.
Wait, what?
:DDDD
HA! I haven't read Dune either. Well, maybe a few pages from Children of Dune and I saw some of the movie. I'm relying on Wikipedia mostly.
Jim and Bones and lack of mental filters are love.
But but but two Pikes would just-- they might fight each other. And that would be awful.
...wouldn't it?
*ruminates*
You know what, if they made a companion movie that was basically 2 1/2 hours of Pike chewing out Jim and/or Bones for various Academy infractions I, for one, would be happy. I would add that corporal punishment would fit nicely in that movie but unlike Jim, I have mental filters when it comes to you. My mental filters are so tight, I am this mysterious, vague entity whose motivations you can only guess at. Totally. >>
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OK SO I LIKE TROPES. DON'T JUDGE ME! D:
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... for this crime you have been sentenced to hang by the neck until dead. May God The Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy ketchup on your soul.
Alas poor stereotype. I knew it well had occasionally come across it. (Some New Zealanders live on farms! There are sheep and everything!)
Googleimaged mint juleps and discovered that they are not, in fact, iridescent green. This is tragic.
But but but two Pikes would just-- they might fight each other. And that would be awful.
...wouldn't it?
*ruminates*
*joins in rumination*
I would watch that. *grins*
Alas. *bemoans existence of mental-filters*
For now my mind hath gone the way of kinky teacher/student BDSM porn threesomes, with obligatory tentacles riding crop and orgasm-denial as a disciplinary aid; but that would be predictable, and your mind is far too tight to be so easily penetrated.
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