Yeah, your life is so tragic.
Dear Emily,
Stop being so sad just because you didn't get to see your boyfriend today. You're not worthless just because you're not with him. Grow the fuck up, sometimes you can't be with the person you want to be with. Get over it. Stop treating everyone else like shit just because you're feeling shitty over something totally stupid.
Dear Mom,
YES, I feel bad just to make you feel bad! Convenient, I know. But I'm actually really happy I just pretend to be sad just to make your life harder. You got me! Can't believe I got caught in this circle of lies, WOW, you're smart.
Dear Charlie,
You're a dick. Period. Thanks for being so aesthetically displeasing, otherwise I might actually care that you were a dick to me.
Dear guy who sits next to me in History class,
You suck at life. Feel free to stop breathing at any given moment because your life is completely worthless. I wish you didn't ever fucking speak because your voice makes me want to shoot myself in the fucking throat. Your notes are totally atrocious, I hope that you're failing. I think that you are.
Dear stupid bitch in both my classes named Tia,
STOP SMOKING, YOU'RE FUCKING PREGNANT. And stop being such a dumb black bitch with an annoying ass voice. YES, AN ASS VOICE, THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE.
DEAR EVERYONE,
IF YOU DON'T IMPROVE MY LIFE OR HELP ME OUT IN ANY WAY AT ALL, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. DON'T TALK TO ME, DON'T LOOK AT ME, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THINKING ABOUT ME. JUST FUCK OFF.
Stop being so sad just because you didn't get to see your boyfriend today. You're not worthless just because you're not with him. Grow the fuck up, sometimes you can't be with the person you want to be with. Get over it. Stop treating everyone else like shit just because you're feeling shitty over something totally stupid.
Dear Mom,
YES, I feel bad just to make you feel bad! Convenient, I know. But I'm actually really happy I just pretend to be sad just to make your life harder. You got me! Can't believe I got caught in this circle of lies, WOW, you're smart.
Dear Charlie,
You're a dick. Period. Thanks for being so aesthetically displeasing, otherwise I might actually care that you were a dick to me.
Dear guy who sits next to me in History class,
You suck at life. Feel free to stop breathing at any given moment because your life is completely worthless. I wish you didn't ever fucking speak because your voice makes me want to shoot myself in the fucking throat. Your notes are totally atrocious, I hope that you're failing. I think that you are.
Dear stupid bitch in both my classes named Tia,
STOP SMOKING, YOU'RE FUCKING PREGNANT. And stop being such a dumb black bitch with an annoying ass voice. YES, AN ASS VOICE, THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE.
DEAR EVERYONE,
IF YOU DON'T IMPROVE MY LIFE OR HELP ME OUT IN ANY WAY AT ALL, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. DON'T TALK TO ME, DON'T LOOK AT ME, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THINKING ABOUT ME. JUST FUCK OFF.