Hokus & Pokus
takes on a slashy note, and Pokus being what she is, the result is horrifying:
Pokus: It would be so cute if superheroes were homospexual, if they loved each other and made super babies.
Hokus: QUIET! I had a peaceful moment of mental wellbeing!
Pokus: Imagine the Phantom and Superman... Their superchild would be called the Phantman and shoot underpants through his eyes...
Hokus: UNDERPANTS?
Pokus: SUPERSWEATY jungle-underpants!
Hokus: But... OH MY GOD!
Pokus: I KNOW, RIGHT?? COOOOL.