Silly excerpt from Junior Year, Chapter 21.

“Of course not!” answered Quinn indignantly. “We’re two mature people and we’ve decided that age does not matter.”

“Except legally!” Finn protested.

Annnnnnnd, I'm done.

"I think Benny's right, lets go yell some more"

Excerpt from the end of Chapter 32:

Mike beamed. “Your sister thinks I’m awesome!”

Puck rolled his eyes. “She thinks Disney fucking Princesses are awesome; you still feelin’ hot, Chang?”

He turned to Dani. “You don’t think I’m a Disney Princess, do you?” he asked seriously.

“No. You’re prettier,” Dani replied, straight-faced.

The Asian teen turned ( Read more... )

Excerpt from Chapter 31 of Slushie Shots by LazyLiChan

“What the hell are you smiling about?” Puck asked gruffly as he made his way over. His eyes landed on Santana and Brittany, who were giggling and whispering to each other, and he smirked. “Whoa, check out the les-”

“Shh! Noah, don’t say something degrading or juvenile!” she hissed, elbowing him ( Read more... )

Me to Kelly: "I'm gonna pour bacon grease over you head!"

Mom: "Ow, that would burn."

not a great story, but I lawled at the big super awesome lie.
and it would probably be funnier if you knew anything about the anime series "InuYasha"

So anyway, this is an excerpt from chapter 13 of All Growed Up, by Azurevi.

“… Back to more interesting matters…” Eri turned on Inuyasha. “What do you mean “mate”?”

“I mean-”

“HE’S REALLY taking his ( Read more... )