Fishstick Saturday! With a hint of fire.
Well here it is, not sure how I feel about it. But here you go!
PART 1
"Oh hey James. What's up?"
"I've got a fruit smoothie and it's mine. All mine."
Kendall: "Ha, think you're so cool."
Carlos: " Damn that smoothie looks tasty."
*slaps smoothie out of hand*
James: "No!"
*starts fire*
"Hmm....four! I mean five! I mean fire!"
"Fire."
"Not that kind of fire."
"Oh no!"
"Okay fine, I'll send an email. 'Subject: Fire. Dear Sir stroke Madam: I'm writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of...' no, that's too formal. 'Dear Sir stroke Madam: Fire. Exclamation mark. Fire. Exclamation mark. Help me. Exclamation mark. 123 Clarandon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss."
"FIRE!"
"It's fine. I've sent an email."
"Oh no."
"Oh I need to tweet this."
"AHHH!"
"I shall put it out with this fire extinguisher."
"It's not working. Why isn't it working?!"
"Let's see here."
"Ah."
"Fine, I will just use this mop instead."
"But that's my mop."
"Don't care. We need to put this fire out"
"The fire."
"Not that kind of fire."
"Here, I will help.....Ow...Ow. My hands! That's not working"
"AH! FIRE EVERYWHERE!"
"The fire."
"Ugh, come on. Not that kind of fire."
"Wait. A fire? In a TARDIS? That's seems like a weird place to go on fire."
"It's a very weird place to go on fire!"
"Why won't anyone listen to me?! It's the FIRE!"
"Well, we are fucked."
"WOOOOO!"
PART 2
Doctor: "Okay, so what are you making us today?"
Amelia: "Beans."
"I don't like beans."
"Beans are evil. Bad bad beans."
"Fine. Then how about some bacon?"
"I don't like bacon."
"Are you trying to poison me?!"
"How could you give me bacon!? You know I am allergic!"
"Okay! Here is an apple."
"Apple's rubbish."
"Let's just have pudding then."
"PUDDING!"
"Okay, so we may have eaten all the pudding."
*gasp* But I love pudding.
"Henry, you try and make something then."
"How about bread and butter?"
"Ugh."
*throws bread* "And stay out!"
"So what are we going to have now?"
"Please say fishsticks."
"YES! Fishsticks!"
"And custard."
"I don't like fish custard."
"Well fuck you then! You don't have to eat it!"
"How can you not like fish custard?"
"We have never had it."
"Not bad."
"We knew you would love it. Now pass the tartar sauce."
"This isn't the dessert?"
"You just ate the tartar sauce?"
"I'll have the tar tar sauce."
"Mmm. Fishsticks."
"With custard!"
"Oh fishsticks I love you."
"Can we have dessert now?"
"Yes, let's have dessert now."
"Mmmm."
"Mmmm."
"Mmmm."
"Calm down you guys."
"Ooh look. More pudding."
"I want pudding."
"Nope. All for me!"
"Get out of here Kendall! Nobody likes you."
"So what are we going to eat now?"
"How about some pie?"
"Oh god."
The end. :D
Shows used:
Big Time Rush
Unnatural History
Doctor Who
IT Crowd
Top Gear
And one random cap from SNL
PART 1
"Oh hey James. What's up?"
"I've got a fruit smoothie and it's mine. All mine."
Kendall: "Ha, think you're so cool."
Carlos: " Damn that smoothie looks tasty."
*slaps smoothie out of hand*
James: "No!"
*starts fire*
"Hmm....four! I mean five! I mean fire!"
"Fire."
"Not that kind of fire."
"Oh no!"
"Okay fine, I'll send an email. 'Subject: Fire. Dear Sir stroke Madam: I'm writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of...' no, that's too formal. 'Dear Sir stroke Madam: Fire. Exclamation mark. Fire. Exclamation mark. Help me. Exclamation mark. 123 Clarandon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss."
"FIRE!"
"It's fine. I've sent an email."
"Oh no."
"Oh I need to tweet this."
"AHHH!"
"I shall put it out with this fire extinguisher."
"It's not working. Why isn't it working?!"
"Let's see here."
"Ah."
"Fine, I will just use this mop instead."
"But that's my mop."
"Don't care. We need to put this fire out"
"The fire."
"Not that kind of fire."
"Here, I will help.....Ow...Ow. My hands! That's not working"
"AH! FIRE EVERYWHERE!"
"The fire."
"Ugh, come on. Not that kind of fire."
"Wait. A fire? In a TARDIS? That's seems like a weird place to go on fire."
"It's a very weird place to go on fire!"
"Why won't anyone listen to me?! It's the FIRE!"
"Well, we are fucked."
"WOOOOO!"
PART 2
Doctor: "Okay, so what are you making us today?"
Amelia: "Beans."
"I don't like beans."
"Beans are evil. Bad bad beans."
"Fine. Then how about some bacon?"
"I don't like bacon."
"Are you trying to poison me?!"
"How could you give me bacon!? You know I am allergic!"
"Okay! Here is an apple."
"Apple's rubbish."
"Let's just have pudding then."
"PUDDING!"
"Okay, so we may have eaten all the pudding."
*gasp* But I love pudding.
"Henry, you try and make something then."
"How about bread and butter?"
"Ugh."
*throws bread* "And stay out!"
"So what are we going to have now?"
"Please say fishsticks."
"YES! Fishsticks!"
"And custard."
"I don't like fish custard."
"Well fuck you then! You don't have to eat it!"
"How can you not like fish custard?"
"We have never had it."
"Not bad."
"We knew you would love it. Now pass the tartar sauce."
"This isn't the dessert?"
"You just ate the tartar sauce?"
"I'll have the tar tar sauce."
"Mmm. Fishsticks."
"With custard!"
"Oh fishsticks I love you."
"Can we have dessert now?"
"Yes, let's have dessert now."
"Mmmm."
"Mmmm."
"Mmmm."
"Calm down you guys."
"Ooh look. More pudding."
"I want pudding."
"Nope. All for me!"
"Get out of here Kendall! Nobody likes you."
"So what are we going to eat now?"
"How about some pie?"
"Oh god."
The end. :D
Shows used:
Big Time Rush
Unnatural History
Doctor Who
IT Crowd
Top Gear
And one random cap from SNL