1. It is so so necessary for me to become best friends with Pink. And also Gabourey Sidibe. They are my two faves right now - though I've always loved Pink times one million - and I find them both adorable and normal and so outside of the Celebrity Box. They just kill me, and I believe fully that they would also find me awesome ( Read more... )

EXCUSE ME.

BEST. HIMYM. EVER.

1. Hockey season has started!! I am a total college hockey freak, as most of you know, and my team (University of Minnesota) is thus far unnnnndefeated (we're 3-0-1, so we're not "perfect," but it still looks awesome) and sitting pretty on top of the league standings. Last weekend we played our arch-rival (University of Wisconsin BOOOOOOOO) - ( Read more... )

All the cool kids have already done it.

1. Take a picture of yourself right now.
2. Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.
3. Post that picture with NO editing.
4. Post these instructions with your picture.

( Behold, me. )

FUCK YOU PIVEN.

As usual.

Alex (solemnly, out of nowhere): So, there's something I am very worried and stressed out about, and think we should discuss.

Me (while silently panicking, oh shit, what is going ON???): Oh? What's that?

Alex: The Monday night TV schedule.

( He's not wrong. We only have ONE TIVO, people. We are not magical. )

1. So far, here is what I have learned from the DNC:

- A vote for Obama is a vote for dead children.

- My husband thinks riot-geared police hanging off the side of a truck is "SO COOL."

- Riot-geared police are surprisingly willing to take pictures with tourists.

- Picking the right t-shirt is hard work2. The weekend in the mountains was ( Read more... )

1. It is my wedding anniversary! TWO YEARS, believe it or not. Last year, I wrote up a hugely long entry with all the details of the day, and I think that this year I will go back and print out all my wedding-y entries and, like, make a little book. If LJ self-destructs, I'll lose A LOT of stuff, but anything wedding-related would really destroy me ( Read more... )

Adam Shankman: ...blah blah STEP UP 3D ( Read more... )

( MIDWAY THROUGH. )