to the DICKWAD who queue-barged me to the microwave in the lunch-room and spent nearly 10 minutes nuking their effin’ burritto or whatever the hell it was while I had been clearly waiting there with my little tupperware of exactly one cup of Asaparagus that would have been done in less than one minute. Then he had the balls to oh-so-graciously ( Read more... )

Client had a missed limo pick up back in September and got a free transfer certificate from the limo company. Since the missed pick up was a sedan, the certificate was for a sedan ( Read more... )

It wasn't deliberate and I bore the toaster no ill-will. I quite liked it, actually ( Read more... )

OK-is this irony or just fucking stupidity?

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Everything is fine!
Why, brain, WHY?

I turn off my computer and lie down last night to sleep, and suddenly got a jolt of adrenaline inducing "oh my god, did I make sure Annoying Client got re-ticketed before I left the office ( Read more... )

Is that you never know exactly where the damn mines are.

( Massive amounts of self-pity, whinging, stupidity and travel shit. )

Or why I'm not rooting for the Giants to win the World Series.

( Warning-Politics and mishegas ahead )

Maybe it's that birthday coming up. Or the massive amounts of shit going down at work. Or my faltering attempts to maintain any kind of fitness regime. Or my absolute terror that not only will Mitt Romney win the election, but that it will be a landslide of 1984 proportions and it could literally be 16 years before we get an human being back into ( Read more... )

Why is it so hard for me to just cop to work screw-ups as soon as I know about them?

This is the exact thing that got me in such hot water at my previous agency that I ended up leaving.

( Work whinging about self-inflicted wounds. )