That zombie question.

Jun 06, 2008 20:15

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have: 1) one weapon. 2) one song blasting on the speakers. 3) one famous person to fight alongside you. (Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.)
1:. This was a hard one until I saw the part about unlimited ammo.  If That's the case the only weapon for me is the ZF-1 (Zorg's gun ) from the 5th Element. Let me explain: "its firepower abilities as having a titanium recharger, a 3000 round clip with bursts of three to 300, which with the Replay Button (another Zorg invention), the operator can fire one shot and, by pushing the Replay, sends every following shot to the same location. The ZF-1 also contains a rocket launcher, an arrow launcher with exploding or poisonous gas heads, a net launcher, a flamethrower, and the "Ice Cube System" which seems to be a freeze gun which fires a cloud of liquid nitrogen".

Hell yeah. I've played enough house of the dead to know that replay would destroy boss zombies, rockets make zombies go boom, arrows are sweet (and can also make zombies go boom), a net launcher + zombies = Hours of fun, flamethrower because in the war on the undead fire is your best friend, and a freeze ray because frozen zombies make me laugh. Plus it has the little red self destruct button because if all else fails I'd rather be plastered across the walls (taking as many of them with me) than joining the foul ranks of the unliving.

2. Knights of Cydonia by Muse. This song is epic and post apocalyptic. It also kicks ass, and is about fighting for survival.

3. This is another hard one. With so many potential helpers it was hard narrowing it down to just one. One of my biggest concerns was what would happen if my partner got turned? Undead superheros are bad news (see Marvel Zombies). At first I considered a cyborg of some sorts (Battle Angel Alita was high on the list) but in the end I came up with my perfect partner. I'd have to go with Death from the Sandman. She's cute, funny, is immune to zombification and while she's cool with people living forever (or damn close to it) the undead go against everything she is. Even if she doesn't help in the killing she'd still be great company, and who better to have with you if you do end up going down fighting?

Ok, I have officaly thought about this way too much.

what if?, funny, zombies!

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