retirement vision

May 29, 2021 23:40

Going on 5-mile hikes in the forest every morning with my two dogs

or, shit, three dogs, imagine living near the woods in a less-expensive rural locale and mainly all I do is go on hikes with the dogs and play with butt toys, and write my books,

some dude will have to join me in this lifestyle, I mean, there's a hot tub out back also,

and we (and the dogs) can live off my pension

Plus you can fuck me every time you want (99% available), I'm truly the horniest bottom you could ever wish for,

retrocausality, poetry, retirement, yes three dogs, nonfiction

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