May 29, 2021 23:40
Going on 5-mile hikes in the forest every morning with my two dogs
or, shit, three dogs, imagine living near the woods in a less-expensive rural locale and mainly all I do is go on hikes with the dogs and play with butt toys, and write my books,
some dude will have to join me in this lifestyle, I mean, there's a hot tub out back also,
and we (and the dogs) can live off my pension
Plus you can fuck me every time you want (99% available), I'm truly the horniest bottom you could ever wish for,
retrocausality,
poetry,
retirement,
yes three dogs,
nonfiction