[Week 7 Day 4 | Text] [Subject: GOOD MORNING, KANNAGARA]
~~~ヾ(＾∇＾)おはよー♪
Kannagara, today something totally out there happened to me. I was just minding my own business, hibernating, when all of a sudden I just got kicked out of my house, right onto the street!
Well, I figured that I could just try to get back inside, but naturally I still wanted to sleep so I decided to just sleep outside on the ground until I felt like going back in. What a mistake that was, because after an hour or so, some people started poking me, asking me if I was okay, telling me to put clothes on, and so on. I told them to go away, but they seriously just wouldn't. щ(ﾟДﾟщ) SERIOUSLY. So I finally had to wake up and talk to them a little bit.
Observations about these people:
1. They are all primitives, just like so many of you. I'm looking at you here, ninjas.
2. None of them are carrying the Hitomi. I asked specifically.
3. Naked women lying on the street deeply disturb them.
4. They all have glowing marks on their foreheads. Furthermore, the lack of forehead mark on me seems to confuse and horrify them.
5. They seriously will not stop following me around, even after I put clothes on.
6. There are SO MANY OF THEM! Σ(゜д゜;)
Anyway, after talking to them, I eventually discovered that the reason that I was kicked out of my house (and the reason that I am now quite unable to get back inside) is apparently because I have failed to pay tribute to the gods. They were extremely helpful in pointing out exactly where I should dump my valuables and the last of my dignity in order to have a functioning toilet. Fortunately,
This is, as all intelligent people know, absolute garbage. As the heavenly kami are the reason we are here, right now, with limited access to our own power, constantly at risk of attacks like those we experienced jusst a few weeks ago, sans basic mental privacy, with no access to any friends or family members not also trapped here, without any way of reaching the goals we set for ourselves in our old lives, without any way of protecting those whom we have loved and sacrificed everything for, or even being able to see them for more than a few weeks before they are once again whisked away - naturally I find it offensive that anyone should suggest that I not only give money or valuables to, but actually grovel before those who put me in this situation.
I am pretty sure many of you feel the same way.
I am now extending an invitation to all of you - and I do mean all of you, because regardless of what differences we have had in the past, I do not especially care enough about you to hold any sort of grudge, and I mean that with absolutely no hostility. Anyone at all who refuses to pay tribute to these gods may enjoy, if they wish it, my alliance, such as it is. My power, as far as it extends, and my knowledge. Neither of these things are anything to shake a stick at. Truly. If you remain in non-compliance, you may consider me an ally to be called upon, should you require my assistance in any area which I can give it.
Kannagara, today something totally out there happened to me. I was just minding my own business, hibernating, when all of a sudden I just got kicked out of my house, right onto the street!
Well, I figured that I could just try to get back inside, but naturally I still wanted to sleep so I decided to just sleep outside on the ground until I felt like going back in. What a mistake that was, because after an hour or so, some people started poking me, asking me if I was okay, telling me to put clothes on, and so on. I told them to go away, but they seriously just wouldn't. щ(ﾟДﾟщ) SERIOUSLY. So I finally had to wake up and talk to them a little bit.
Observations about these people:
1. They are all primitives, just like so many of you. I'm looking at you here, ninjas.
2. None of them are carrying the Hitomi. I asked specifically.
3. Naked women lying on the street deeply disturb them.
4. They all have glowing marks on their foreheads. Furthermore, the lack of forehead mark on me seems to confuse and horrify them.
5. They seriously will not stop following me around, even after I put clothes on.
6. There are SO MANY OF THEM! Σ(゜д゜;)
Anyway, after talking to them, I eventually discovered that the reason that I was kicked out of my house (and the reason that I am now quite unable to get back inside) is apparently because I have failed to pay tribute to the gods. They were extremely helpful in pointing out exactly where I should dump my valuables and the last of my dignity in order to have a functioning toilet. Fortunately,
This is, as all intelligent people know, absolute garbage. As the heavenly kami are the reason we are here, right now, with limited access to our own power, constantly at risk of attacks like those we experienced jusst a few weeks ago, sans basic mental privacy, with no access to any friends or family members not also trapped here, without any way of reaching the goals we set for ourselves in our old lives, without any way of protecting those whom we have loved and sacrificed everything for, or even being able to see them for more than a few weeks before they are once again whisked away - naturally I find it offensive that anyone should suggest that I not only give money or valuables to, but actually grovel before those who put me in this situation.
I am pretty sure many of you feel the same way.
I am now extending an invitation to all of you - and I do mean all of you, because regardless of what differences we have had in the past, I do not especially care enough about you to hold any sort of grudge, and I mean that with absolutely no hostility. Anyone at all who refuses to pay tribute to these gods may enjoy, if they wish it, my alliance, such as it is. My power, as far as it extends, and my knowledge. Neither of these things are anything to shake a stick at. Truly. If you remain in non-compliance, you may consider me an ally to be called upon, should you require my assistance in any area which I can give it.