Jun 15, 2010 10:44
[When the screen flickers to life, two whole Spanish and several finely sliced-and greenly wrapped- Ballyhoo appear meticulously arranged upon a stump. The fish glisten, beads of light slipping between leaves to reflect off the scales, while less than impressive slices remain shrivelled and dull. Of course, the latter may be more valuable after that extensive drying and smoking. He doubts it will sell well. People are dense.
Above the seafood, several creatures are hung by reddened paws: three cotton-tails, a fox, dozens of smaller woodland animals and a bird. Of course, he has gathered edible berries and fruits as well (some of which may be experimental, ahem), but there's little need to visually brag beyond this.
Though he does like to brag.
Beyond doesn't enter the picture even when he speaks, much too mortified by his current... predicament.]
I am interested in trading~ Preferably with someone of the ability to create natural dyes. Make-up. Nothing cheap.
[Oh, he has tried.
His woodhomemade make-up, however, assists in his imitation of a filthy corpse rather than L. Admittedly similar.]
~beyond birthday,
hatake kakashi