Ok, it is freakin' October. Why is it snowing in NYC? And it's not just a little flake here and there, but a ton of big monster flakes! I feel like I'm in a snow globe.
-Drunken rages -Furniture throwing -Suicidal ideations -Threats of bodily harm -Banishment from a funeral -Panic attacks -Screaming -Crying -Needing to physically restrain people before it comes to blows -Visions -Ghosts -Nearly killing a kitten -And the Armenian Mafia