We do nothing by halves: kangofu

kangofu

We do nothing by halves

Aug 09, 2011 18:28

How my family does funerals:

-Drunken rages
-Furniture throwing
-Suicidal ideations
-Threats of bodily harm
-Banishment from a funeral
-Panic attacks
-Screaming
-Crying
-Needing to physically restrain people before it comes to blows
-Visions
-Ghosts
-Nearly killing a kitten
-And the Armenian Mafia

I just can't some days...

i shit you not, sad, srsly? lol wat, i hate this fucking place, wtf?!, tag abuse, the shit hit the fan, dumbassery overload, Excusez-moi - Qui a pété?, jesus saves - you take full damage, dramas, fail, america - fuck yeah, i have no words, lol, reason? wazzat??, life, rofl, i can't, sux, fail a little harder why don'cha?, chaos, shit!, why are you still reading this?, i can't fucking believe it, kitties!, i need a drink, get this bitch some xanax, wow..., sick relatives, all aboard the failboat, these bitches be cray-cray, you stay classy, are we there yet?, idiocy, family dramas, get me to a nunnery, craptastic, night from hell, f***, arrrgh, scary, drama llama, start your engines, my life, death