This week's TakiCHANnel~ first half translated with the help of a friend~ (いつもお世話になります<3)
Oh Hasshi, Japanese is a diffucult language right? At least no one knows if it was you or me who messed up here *huggles*
I really hope they'll continue these Ebikisu talks next week!
TakiCHANnel Week 10 Hashimoto Ryosuke and Tamamori Yuta
translated by kananyan@LJ 2010.10.10
credit please? (^-^)/
TakiCHAN's voice
Tamamori Yuta (Kis-my-Ft2)
Hashimoto Ryosuke (ABC-Z)
(Kitayama Hiromitsu [Kis-my-Ft2])
TAKICHANNEL!!
~Hitomi wo Tojite~
This week's guest are Hashimoto Ryosuke and Tamamori Yuta~
A Full-scale war randomly breaks out!
He's not a worthy opponent at all!. I'll definitely win.
Says the wild Hashimoto Ryosuke of ABC-Z!
Well he's still young and is probably just trying to show off.
Says the funny face of Kis-my-Ft2, Tamamori Yuta!
I'm going to pulp him to a beat!
Correct would be “beat him to a pulp”...
Hmpf *breaks chopsticks*
A play on the “hashi” (bridge) in Hashimoto and “hashi” (chopsticks) Kanji (bridge) as chopsticks)
No, we'll not take part at all this time.
Let me say somthings to those two who randomly get all fired up:
Tamamori, you're not participating in anything, aren't you suspicious?!
Hashimoto, there's too much noise getting into your microphone, you can't just ignore that...
Right! What these two lack is talk awareness!
When I'm told to do something, I'm definitely OK.
Still waters run deep.
And so: Special emergency plan! Tamamori vs Hashimoto Talk Battle~
Yo!
Yo! I'll defo not lose today!
You think I will?
Haven't ever seen you speaking, after all.
Same here. Well, sit down now!
You sit down!
And already they're talking in circles...
I'm not gonna lose, you know.
You're just being full of it.
Why?
'Cause I'm older than you, like an older brother.
As if age mattered...?
I'm gonna show you what I can really do.
Same goes for me.
Well, let's do our best....
Are you really gonna be OK just the two of you? First round: Keyword battle!
The one who gets his opponent to say the pointed-out keywords first is the winner~
As we're going to have a battle now, let's shake hands first.
OK.
These are the keywords we gave them!
[Tamamori's keywords:] OMG, Tsukada (or nickname), the edge of the (Sumo) ring
[Hashimoto's keywords:] Wow, Miyata (or nickname), the act of stepping out of the Sumo ring accidentally and thereby losing the match.
Caption below: The one who gets his opponent to say these keywords first will win! So everybody, look out for their techniques! Ready GO!
Have you been to the seaside lately?
Yeah I have.
Seaside talk finished....
And that's it?
No no, keep on talking!
Which members are you good friends with?
Totsuka and so on.
Eh, Tottsu?
He often invites me to lunch and such.
Just Tottsu??
No, I'm good friends with everyone.
Oh, everyone...
So, have you often been to the sea recently?
Sea? I told you I have.
You surf, don't you?
Yeah, I do.
Me too!
Do you often go to the sea?
This year I've hardly had the time. So, are you good friends with your members?
Yeah.
By the way, isn't Miyacchi a total otaku?
Of course he is.
I really like that, I want that shirt.
Oh, the Miya-T? Well, then you could just ask him...
Really? Is that ok?
Tamamori avoids using the keyword by saying Miya-T instead.
Hashi, did you recently have any “OMG” experiences?
Recently?
Yeah... Any personal OMG episodes?
Nah, none recently...
Really?
None.
An indifferent conversation...
But just one thing, I learned to play guitar quite well after trying it just once.
Really? Whoa.
He doesn't say “wow”!
Thanks.
Thanks? Haha... With your members, who can play the guitar? It was Tottsu, right?
Totsuka-kun? Yeah. He's a real guitarist.
And Tsuka-chan?
Huh? He's not interested.
He's not interested, huh... You're so cold towards Tsuka-chan.
Tsuka-chan is just impossible.
He said the keyword~!
Eh? Why?
I sorta dunno.
But you're always talking to each other.
Yeah, I'm saying I dunno but really, I like him a lot... Can I say something?
Yeah.
I'm going to say it to everyone here, so...
Oh no...?!
I don't really get the meaning of my third keyword.
As expected... Since they're just speaking gibberish, we'll end the first round here!
It was fairly pointless.
Yeah, it was.
The result: Tamamori, who impressively got his opponent to say “Tsuka-chan”, wins!
Do you know what this means, the third one, isamiashi?
Isn't isamiashi like this? *gets up and acts* Like this maybe? Isami? Ah, no, this is shinobiashi (sneak walk)! Isami is this? No? *walks with his knees bent*
Final round - get your opponent to laugh and you win! A battle of self-controlled talking!
The one who gets his opponent to lar- lao- lath- *droops his head*
Getting his tongue in a twist at the important part...
Anyways, let's make the number of times we make each other laugh points.
OK, the times laughing ne.
Because this is the Last Final Round...
Last Final Round?!
Hahaha~
There's no winner yet...
but the one getting the most laughs will win this part.
Yeah!
They explained it again....
That's fine with me, but I'm not gonna loose.
Really?
Yeah.
Shall I start then?
Go ahead.
You know there is a certain recycling shop, with whose owner I've been good friends. Drank tea there and stuff. Like “Nao-chan, are you doing fine?” “Oh~ Ryosuke-kun!”. And then time passed....
Suddenly time passes by already...
Eeh you're skipping some years?
Well I mean, after around 5 years, I had no money at all and we had some supporting stands for lamps at my house. As we didn't need them any more I took three of them with me and was like “Nao-chan, do you still remember me? I'm Ryosuke!”, but she was like “Eh~? I don't know you!”. I thought well whatever and asked her how much money I could get for those. She was like “hmm... let me check...” and left me for around 10 minutes. Coming back Nao-chan said “I won't be able to resell them at all! It's impossible.” “Oh really... “ I said, “Well as my house is far away and I don't need them anyway (you can keep them)...” And then near my school, you know, my school is near there and I always go there by bike, around 10 o'clock then I was driving by with full speed and spotted a shop called “§$% (he uses the stores name here) and I saw the supporting stands were sold for 5.000 yen there!!
hmpffhaha!
He laughed...
Not really?
That is sad, isn't it...
You could have gotten 5.000 yen for the three of them?
Exactly... they were standing there, wraped in tape, three for 5.000 yen! I brought them especially to Nao-chan because I thought I could sell them there, but well...
Shall I tell you my story then?
Yeah, what is it?
Does Tamamori even have a story to laugh about?
For the KAT-TUN concert, we went to Taiwan, right?
Oh yes you did!
But we also had our stage play (Shounentachi~) coming, so we had made a connection between Japan and Taiwan via computer to have some dance lessons with you guys.
Yeah we did that!
All of Kis-my-Ft2 went into the room of our dance instructor, and he sat on the bed, spreading out his feet and relaxing. Then Kawai-san or someone said something funny and we all laughed, but between the hahahas of the dance instructor there was the noise of farting... He started to tap his feet together to cover it up like “look, I've been making that noise with my feet~!” and continued tapping all the time...
hnn.. hahahaha! *hides face*
He laughed...
I really didn't want to talk about this, didn't want to but this was the only thing I could come up with. Terrible, right?
Well there actually is a lot we can talk about, as we just saw now! But it starts getting to a dangerous level so... (we'd better stop here.)
It doesn't really matter who won after all...
How was it?
It was fun, but I feel like we still have to learn to stop talking in circles...
That might be right.
We need to try harder...
And become adults for real...
But when there is a next time...
As HasshiTama?
HasshiTama?
As being able to make Hasshitama alone work.
We'll give it our best!
Yeah let's go with HasshiTama~!
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Our daisenpai Hideka- Hahaha!
Our daisenpai Hideaki Takizawa's Takizawa Kabuki DVD, in which we (ABC-Z) took part as well, is on sale already! Hahaha~ Wait let me do this again, again!
Ok then for ABC-Z?
Yes, for ABC-Z. Please check the Takizawa Kabuki Musical, in which ABC-Z are acting, as well!
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OK then finally, shall we end it with the typical gesture?
Alright!
Here we go: TakiCHANnel!
Bye bye~!
Check TakiCHANnel next week again ne~!
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