Run, do not walk
My excellent cohort jd3000 has written what will one day be acknowledged as the definitive Spider-man 3 parody script. It is composed entirely of pure, undiluted funny.
Teaser:
GWEN STACY: I love you, Spidey!
SPIDER-MAN: Whoa! You're Bryce Dallas Howard! I didn't even recognize you!
GWEN STACY: Can I make your girlfriend so jealous later?
SPIDER-MAN: Aren't you my...were...almost...argh! Multiple canons!
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Teaser:
GWEN STACY: I love you, Spidey!
SPIDER-MAN: Whoa! You're Bryce Dallas Howard! I didn't even recognize you!
GWEN STACY: Can I make your girlfriend so jealous later?
SPIDER-MAN: Aren't you my...were...almost...argh! Multiple canons!
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