So you hate football but might be forced to watch some over the weekend? Don't want to catch yourself accidentally cheering for a sucky, misogynist fuckwit? Let me help you. This handy guide will assist you as you figure out which team has fewer offensively stupid/criminal players. If I forget someone, feel free to let me know. Please note that I ( Read more... )

Suck it, everybody else. My team's finally gonna dominate this year.

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1. I AM EMPLOYED! I got a job at Georgetown's Dean's Office. I'm scheduled to rock the morning shift Mon-Thurs before napping in the library preparing for my evening courses. It's a pretty basic administrative gig, but you are encouraged to prepare for your studies when there is no work to be done, which will be amazing.

2. In addition, I have two ( Read more... )

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 Hey what's this a post from me? Crazy talk!

Yes it's true, after so long I've finally got the the time/energy for writing again, for several reasons.

Reason one - I decided to go to Georgetown! Cue the falling confetti, balloons, etc. NYU actually offered me more financial aid, but for several reasons (one of which was a very vocal alumni with a ( Read more... )

Hey, guess who got the livejournal iPhone app?

I've got nothing of real value to share with you, and my election commentary would pit you all to sleep (ARGHLEBARGLE) and I am super busy between nano, grad school apps and work so I'll just post some quick notes.

1. I got more Tay tea on Tuesday, which was terribly exciting let me tell you. I had ( Read more... )

 So today I took the GRE. I have taken enough practice tests to at least feel like I was prepared, and the sensation was pretty much the same: "OMG OMG GONNA DIE GONNA DIE OH NO OH NO wait seriously?" All in all I'm satisfied with the scores I have so far - 720 verbal, 640 math- but I still feel kind of nervous. I have no idea what the average ( Read more... )

 Be honest. Would you have expected the Ranger's season to go longer than the Cowboys at the beginning of this year? Down goes Romo. And with the glorious Jon Kitna (someone the Lions dumped) at QB I am seeing a lot of misery for Cowboys fans to come. Hopefully the Rangers can cancel this out by making a good show at the World Series ( Read more... )

 This day has gone the exact opposite of what I expected. It was supposed to be a day by myself-- my parents were going to go play golf and then promptly head to the TCU game. I was going to study and do productive things for myself. Instead a stupid storm kept them in the whole day watching college football loudly. Thus no studying got done ( Read more... )

 Ok, so you know and I know that I love me some period stuff. So watch me shed a tiny tear as Mad Men finishes its fourth season. Not a great season finale mind you. I mean, of all the women to propose to, why marry annoyint kiss ass Megan instead of awesome kick ass Fay? Oh yes Megan is *nurturing,* but I trust her about as far as I can throw her ( Read more... )