So the NRA thinks
teachers should have guns (link from
faemovana).
Dear NRA,
Obviously you have never taught middle school. If you had, you'd know that there are days when it's the teachers who would be going on a rampage if armed. Especially around Spring Break. And also, having the guns where the kids might conceivably get their hands on them (ie on the school premises) is not an ingenius plan. Perhaps you should return to the drawing board.
Yours in the hopes that you get over being asshats sometime this century,
Me
P.S. Militia. Look it up.