Dictionary Jae [20]
Title: Dictionary Jae
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: I own...um...Jaejoong's pencil! 8D In my daydreams~<3
Pairing: Yunjae
Length: Drabble series
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: A lil language, some sexual frustration xD
Summary: Is Jaejoong explaining a concept or complaining about Yunho? xD
Previous chapters
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Adosculation
"Hey, Yunnie. Who's on the phone?"
"Yoochun. He's-Okay! Calm down!"
"Is everything alright?"
"He's freaking ou-I can't hear you. Talk slower....Okay, no need to yell..."
"Umm..."
"What's that? Is he okay?"
"Is who okay?"
"Talk slower! Okay, well then give him some crackers and ginger ale. He should stop puking."
"Who? Is Junsu sick?"
"Ginger ale solves everything. Trust me~"
"Yunho, give me the phone."
"Just a minute, baby-NO, FUCK YOU! WHY ARE WE YELLING?!"
"..."
"FINE! BYE!"
"...What was that about?"
"Something about Yoochun accidentally adosculating Junsu. Tch."
"................."
"What?"
"Get in the car. We're buying condoms."
Let's Learn More!
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**Note: Actual definition of "adosculation": impregnation by external contact only, without intromission
--Word donated by suju_shinki. Thanks for helping Yunjae realize the value of protection. xD Yoosu on the other hand.... o.o"
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: I own...um...Jaejoong's pencil! 8D In my daydreams~<3
Pairing: Yunjae
Length: Drabble series
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: A lil language, some sexual frustration xD
Summary: Is Jaejoong explaining a concept or complaining about Yunho? xD
Previous chapters
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Adosculation
"Hey, Yunnie. Who's on the phone?"
"Yoochun. He's-Okay! Calm down!"
"Is everything alright?"
"He's freaking ou-I can't hear you. Talk slower....Okay, no need to yell..."
"Umm..."
"What's that? Is he okay?"
"Is who okay?"
"Talk slower! Okay, well then give him some crackers and ginger ale. He should stop puking."
"Who? Is Junsu sick?"
"Ginger ale solves everything. Trust me~"
"Yunho, give me the phone."
"Just a minute, baby-NO, FUCK YOU! WHY ARE WE YELLING?!"
"..."
"FINE! BYE!"
"...What was that about?"
"Something about Yoochun accidentally adosculating Junsu. Tch."
"................."
"What?"
"Get in the car. We're buying condoms."
Let's Learn More!
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**Note: Actual definition of "adosculation": impregnation by external contact only, without intromission
--Word donated by suju_shinki. Thanks for helping Yunjae realize the value of protection. xD Yoosu on the other hand.... o.o"
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