Dictionary Jae [21]
Title: Dictionary Jae
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: I own...um...Jaejoong's pencil! 8D In my daydreams~<3
Pairing: Yunjae
Length: Drabble series
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: A lil language, some sexual frustration xD
Summary: Is Jaejoong explaining a concept or complaining about Yunho? xD
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Countermand
"But what if-"
"I know."
"And we don't wanna-"
"I know, Yunho!"
"Jae, I love you but-"
"I understand."
"...I'm just not ready for...kids, yet..."
"We're not planning on having kids any time soon, Yunnie."
"Neither were Yoochun and Junsu! Til Junsu got knocked up after a handjob! How the hell-"
"I have no motherfucking idea..................."
"So, that's why.............I can never have remotely sexual contact with you ever again."
"........Request countermanded."
"Wha-Where are you going?!"
"My mother's house! At least SHE loves me!"
"But I love-"
"Your love has ALSO been countermanded!"
"What does that m- JAEEEEE?!?!"
Let's Learn More!
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**Note: Actual definition of "countermand": to revoke (an order issued by another person); to withdraw or cancel
--Word donated by rainydayphotos. Thanks for attempting to countermand Yunho's request for eternal abstinence. xD
--**Note: Actual definition of "abstinence": the practice of restraining oneself from indulging in something (usually sex)
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: I own...um...Jaejoong's pencil! 8D In my daydreams~<3
Pairing: Yunjae
Length: Drabble series
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: A lil language, some sexual frustration xD
Summary: Is Jaejoong explaining a concept or complaining about Yunho? xD
Previous chapters
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Countermand
"But what if-"
"I know."
"And we don't wanna-"
"I know, Yunho!"
"Jae, I love you but-"
"I understand."
"...I'm just not ready for...kids, yet..."
"We're not planning on having kids any time soon, Yunnie."
"Neither were Yoochun and Junsu! Til Junsu got knocked up after a handjob! How the hell-"
"I have no motherfucking idea..................."
"So, that's why.............I can never have remotely sexual contact with you ever again."
"........Request countermanded."
"Wha-Where are you going?!"
"My mother's house! At least SHE loves me!"
"But I love-"
"Your love has ALSO been countermanded!"
"What does that m- JAEEEEE?!?!"
Let's Learn More!
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**Note: Actual definition of "countermand": to revoke (an order issued by another person); to withdraw or cancel
--Word donated by rainydayphotos. Thanks for attempting to countermand Yunho's request for eternal abstinence. xD
--**Note: Actual definition of "abstinence": the practice of restraining oneself from indulging in something (usually sex)
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