Title: Dictionary Jae
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: I own...um...Jaejoong's pencil! 8D In my daydreams~<3
Pairing: Yunjae
Length: Drabble series
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: A lil language, some sexual frustration xD
Summary: Is Jaejoong explaining a concept or complaining about Yunho? xD
Previous chapters -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Masticate
“YUNHO!!!”
“What???”
“Would you quit masticating so fucking loudly?? You KNOW it irritates me.”
“W-what? I'm not even touching myself!”
“Wait...what?”
“I only did that two nights ago when you got pissed because I was watching soccer when you wanted to spoon and cuddle...”
“You could've slept between my legs instead of on the couch that night if you had been a good little boy. Wait...do you even know what masticate means?”
“...It's bonding time between me, my hand and Lil Yunho...right?”
“That's masturbating........'Masticating' means 'to chew,' Yunho. Just quit smacking your gum, please.”
“Okay.”
Let's Learn More!-------------------------------------------
**Note: Actual definition of "masticate": to chew
--Defintion provided by the dictionary on my Macbook xD
--Word donated by
kisetsu_no_sora. Thanks for letting Yunho know the difference between chewing and beating off. xD
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