Dear Diary~ [Page 21 - Jaejoong]
[Page 21 - Jaejoong] Jae is...so random...xD
Dear Diary,
11 Reasons why I am stuck in this closet
1. I am stupid
2. I am the only one in the apartment who spends 80% of my time in the laundry room on Sundays
3. Changmin’s cuteness was distracting me
4. Yoochun was distracting me about Changmin
5. Yunho keeps forgetting to fix the lock on this door
6. The landlord is a joke
7. I keep the extra detergent inside this closet
8. I’m clumsy
9. I thought maybe Changmin might be hiding his diary in here
10. He didn’t. But I brought you in here to entertain myself while waiting for the whites to dry
11. I’m stupid
15 Reasons why I like Changmin
1. He’s cute
2. He’s taller than me
3. I can play with him all the time
4. He’s not more mature than me. Ha!
5. He doesn’t mind when my iPod is too loud
6. Okay, he does mind, but I can ignore his mismatched frown of anger
7. He gets all spazzy when we’re alone and I reach out for his hand
8. He’s spazzy. It’s cute.
9. It’s amusing when he and Junsu squabble
10. It’s hilarious when Yoochun bugs him
11. It’s cute seeing him next to big hyung Yunho
12. I could imagine them as siblings
13. Does that mean I’ve dumped one brother for the other?
14. He doesn’t drive as fast as Yoochun
15. He’s quiet. That equals peace.
5 Reasons why Yunho is different from Changmin
1. He always punished me
2. Even when I didn’t do anything wrong
3. I wasn’t complaining, but still
4. He was always really sweet
5. He’s always in control
8 Reasons why Changmin is different from Yunho
1. He’s younger
2. He actually seems younger to me
3. Mostly
4. He eats without complaint
5. I don’t feel like I have to do anything special for him
6. Like Yunho’s punishments
7. Cooking counts as a special thing I do for him
8. He lets his annoyance consume him sometimes. It’s funny. Ha!
13 Reasons why there is a hole in the corner of this closet
1. There are presents back there and now they’re all mine
2. It’s a special old fashioned ventilation unit
3. Junsu made a peep hole so he can see down into Key’s room and throw food at him while he sleeps
4. Aliens have attacked and they’re here to take Heechul
5. We should tell them Heechul lives in the apartment further down the block
6. It is Yesung’s plot of sabotage against me
7. Shindong found a way to make the force be with him
8. The wire system burned a hole there because Yoochun spends too much time playing Sims 3 on his laptop
9. The wire system burned a hole there because Yunho spends too much time in the bathroom and kills the electricity
10. It is a small doorway into the universe
11. The universe~
12. …
13. We have a rat problem…
12 Reasons why Yoochun has been acting funny
1. Junsu has been spending more time with Eunhyuk lately and can’t play with him
2. Changmin is getting more strong brave against the Chun these days
3. Yunho is too mature to get annoyed by him
4. If he annoys me, I wont give him food
5. If he annoys me, I wont wash his underwear
6. Changmin must have stolen his phone and changed Junsu’s name in his contact list to Mine<3
7. He tried natto the other day and actually liked it. Must be traumatizing?
8. Changmin must have also changed his own name in Yoochun’s cell phone to The Great Min
9. He’s still mad from when I switched from sharing his room to Yunho’s
10. He should really get over that
11. He said he wasn’t mad, but I know better. No matter how loud he kept screaming out his window, “I’m free!”
12.Changmin changed Yoochun’s name in his own cell phone to Not a Ninja Master
2 Reasons why I seem cold to people I first meet
1. Ummm…
2. I really can't figure this out...
5 Reasons why I don’t like roller coasters
1. It messes up my hair
2. There’s no point. And all Changmin does is eat
3. That’s nauseating all by himself
4. Not cool
5. They’re loud and look broken
7 Reasons why I am a great kisser
1. My tongue does wonders
2. I don’t spit everywhere like Donghae and Eunhyuk. (Actually, they’ve been pretty frisky lately…)
3. I suck to perfection
4. Okay, that wasn’t worded right…
5. I can hold my breath for a REALLY long time
6. I’m aggressively forward, yet laid back and sweet
7. I bite
10 Reasons why the show X-man should come back
1. Yoo Jaesuk is the epitome of greatness
2. I miss Kang Hodong vs. Hwangbo
3. The games were really funny!
4. I laughed so hard I couldn’t stand up. Seriously!
5. I’m getting excited just writing about it
6. I felt funny just watching Of Course
7. I loved how Park Myungsoo failed so badly at the couple games
8. Yoochun looks a lot like Park Myungsoo, doesn’t he…?
9. Lee Seungi was so cute. But not like Changmin cute
10. I could never actually figure out who the X-man was, but Changmin was good at it
5 Reasons why Changmin’s muscles are scaring me
1. One touch is getting…harder
2. I have to rely on speed these days
3. My legs are good for running, but Changmin’s backhand…
4. Yunho wont quit letting him work out with him
5. He’s eating more meat
12 Reasons why Yunho may not have noticed that I’ve gone missing yet
1. He thinks I’m still at Siwon and Shindong’s place
2. He thinks I’m just sitting in here writing in my diary…rather than trapped in here and writing in my diary
3. He’s too busy playing cell phone games
4. He’s not hungry yet and hasn’t gone looking for me
5. He doesn’t care anymore
6. He’s talking to Boa on the phone
7. He’s being annoyed by talking to Yoochun
8. He went to pick up Junsu
9. He’s dead
10. He’s in the bathroom
11. He went out somewhere?
12. No, he’s definitely still in the bathroom
2 Reasons why I’m getting hungry
1. I went swimming with Siwon before I came home and decided to do the laundry
2. I’m stuck in a stupid closet
I hear someone coming in, Diary. Yay, it’s Yunho!
~JaeJae
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