Coworker just came in with a disturbed expression on his face.

Him: Hear that?

I listen and hear whistling. It's been going on for a couple of minutes so I'd tuned it out.

Me: Yeah, what's up?
Him: That's a guy in the bathroom. He's in the stall and he's been whistling THIS ENTIRE TIME.

That whistling went on for a good fifteen-twenty minutes.

She's back!

Resident: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
Me: I don't know.
Resident: Smiles!
Me: Smiles?
Resident: Because there's a MILE between the two 'S's!

I've spent most of my shift fielding calls about broken sprinklers and kids being obnoxious in the pool, so I am eagerly anticipating the end of the day, when I can go home. A resident comes in:

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Last night, I very nearly missed seeing Potted Potter because downtown San Francisco is a madhouse at this time of year. I should have anticipated that on a Saturday night, two weeks before Christmas, parking would be difficult to find, but it seemed like every parking garage was full! It took us half an hour just to find a place to leave the car, ( Read more... )

I don't have anything to write about today, so here's a picture of me from last week celebrating that life is generally awesome. Also, I have a lot of books.


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When I grow up and finish school and have time for silly crafts, this is going to have to be one of my first projects:


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Summary taken from Movie Harpy: Pirate captain Pirate Captain leads his rag-tag group of amateur pirates into the high seas in search for adventure, only to spend more time with the simple pleasures of sea life, like Ham Nite ("It's like a meat ballet!"), and less time doing any looting or plundering. But Pirate Captain and his buccaneers are ( Read more... )

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