Don't name it; you'll get attached.

[justtalented]

A bird hit my window. I'm not sure of the species; it is alive but unconscious. I suspect that it's some kind of sea bird and I'm willing to donate it to the anatomy class.

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[undertaking4u]

Oh, how ~delightful~. I shall come and ~collect~ it at once.

[justtalented]

If I decide to donate it, I'll come to you.

...

I'm serious, don't come to my room.

[undertaking4u]

Are you ~sure~? It's no ~trouble~ for me to ~swing~ by.

[justtalented]

You haven't been invited and I won't answer the door for you.

[undertaking4u]

You ~change~ your mind ~quite~ often. No ~wonder~ you were worried about those ~hormones~.

[justtalented]

... I haven't changed. I had no reason to be concerned.

Don't visit.