A bird hit my window. I'm not sure of the species; it is alive but unconscious. I suspect that it's some kind of sea bird and I'm willing to donate it to the anatomy class.

Sakura. and possibly Sai.

There's something that I need to talk to you about, something important.

[Voice]

Hell the what? Me with wrong what's?

[Sasuke failed his quiz, naturally, and is dealing with the consequences...]