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hank_callahan in just_postit

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Jul 30, 2009 18:41

Hospital food sucks. So do vampires, but Spike's the exception for sneaking me my iPhone, yo.

Somebody beat my dad into a coma, then come entertain me.

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humanmapquest July 31 2009, 01:56:44 UTC

HANK!

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 02:04:56 UTC

Molls! 'Sup, yo?

humanmapquest July 31 2009, 02:08:39 UTC

Are you okay? Claire said you were hurt, I was worried...

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 02:19:21 UTC

Word. But I'm better, buncha sawbones stitched me back together again. Like Humpty Dumpty.

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modestnygirl July 31 2009, 02:07:35 UTC

What happened? Who attacked your dad?

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 02:18:34 UTC

Nobody yet, but somebody should, yo. He's refusing medical attention, he's a doctor. He punched a wall...should've said that first.

Sorry. I'm on a shit ton of drugs. It's fun.

modestnygirl July 31 2009, 02:40:00 UTC

Oh, well being a doctor, I'm sure he knows what he's doing.

What drugs have you taken?

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 02:44:24 UTC

Yeah, he has no clue. His hand's...fuck, what's the word...dislocombobulated?

I'm on all the drugs. Allllllllllllllll the drugs. Drugging Slayers is hard, yo.

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its_notluck July 31 2009, 02:20:10 UTC

Hey you.

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 02:42:10 UTC

Hey! Cmere so i can make out with you while I'm still drugged enough to almost remember!

its_notluck July 31 2009, 02:43:57 UTC

I'm almost tempted to let you get to second base because I know you'll stick around just to bug me about it.

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 02:45:34 UTC

Yep. Like glue, with sticking. My clavicle's broked, and my artieries are...ummm...

Wow, this shit's primo. We should be drug dealers and deal to ourselves. We'd rock.

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deep_red_bells July 31 2009, 03:18:28 UTC

[there is a very pregnant Baileigh hurtling through the halls somewhere while texting on her iPhone. This is a recipe for danger, people]

Am I gonna have to buy you some Kevlar?

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 03:21:36 UTC

Yes. Want a vest like Horst Cali. I'LL TALK JOHN LEGUIZAMO DOWN, YO.

deep_red_bells July 31 2009, 03:24:47 UTC

I'm half-tempted to find you one. Though I should make it pink and sparkly cause you scared me so damned bad.

I left Master Chief Sparkles in your room, too, don't let some stupid nurse wander off with him!

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 03:29:40 UTC

NO SPARKLES. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THE CONSTRUCTION OF THAT SENTENCE, I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW.

Master Chief Sporkles? Wherrrrrre? All's I see is a sleeping person...oh, HI JOE. Shhhhh, he's tired.

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