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Jul 30, 2009 18:41

Hospital food sucks. So do vampires, but Spike's the exception for sneaking me my iPhone, yo.

Somebody beat my dad into a coma, then come entertain me.

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deep_red_bells July 31 2009, 03:18:28 UTC

[there is a very pregnant Baileigh hurtling through the halls somewhere while texting on her iPhone. This is a recipe for danger, people]

Am I gonna have to buy you some Kevlar?

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 03:21:36 UTC

Yes. Want a vest like Horst Cali. I'LL TALK JOHN LEGUIZAMO DOWN, YO.

deep_red_bells July 31 2009, 03:24:47 UTC

I'm half-tempted to find you one. Though I should make it pink and sparkly cause you scared me so damned bad.

I left Master Chief Sparkles in your room, too, don't let some stupid nurse wander off with him!

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 03:29:40 UTC

NO SPARKLES. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THE CONSTRUCTION OF THAT SENTENCE, I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW.

Master Chief Sporkles? Wherrrrrre? All's I see is a sleeping person...oh, HI JOE. Shhhhh, he's tired.

deep_red_bells July 31 2009, 03:33:17 UTC

I'm not there right now, you dork!

He's on the bedside table, beside the crappy hospital phone! Joe's still cross-eyed and drooling at your bedside?

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 03:40:59 UTC

IN my bedside. He was drooling and cross eyed like puppy dogs do. Are wolves puppy dogs?

GET IN HERE. I know you're 'round. And not just your belly. SEE MY JOKE????????

deep_red_bells July 31 2009, 03:42:21 UTC

...Uh...sort of?

Yeah, yeah, you're very funny. I'm on my way. You'd be shocked how many people get out of the way for a pregnant woman in a hospital.

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 03:44:43 UTC

I FUCKING RULE. I'M HORST CALI.

Joe's a puppy dog wolf. White wolf. He saved me from the black dog...hey! ALL Y'ALL SAVED ME. I was walking down a road and animals helped me throw rocks at it. Tommy was a bunny. You were a bird, a hardcore badass birdie bird.

deep_red_bells July 31 2009, 03:47:31 UTC

....What?

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 03:52:27 UTC

I was on a ROAD. And Mom came to see me. But the black dog...it was gonna hurt me but I followed the road to here. And I'm here.

DAD WAS A BEAR. JOE SAVED ME.

deep_red_bells July 31 2009, 04:24:09 UTC

Um...okay...

hank_callahan July 31 2009, 04:25:51 UTC

...I'm SO FUCKING HIGH right now. COME SEE ME NOW OR I'LL KILL JOE BY HAVING SEX WITH HIM IN A HOSPITAL.

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