A lawyer joke - told to me by my Ukranian cab driver last night

[juryjester]

Perhaps you have heard this one, but I don't think I had.  In any event, it took on a special flavor when told in English with a heavy Russian accent by a Ukranian cab driver - Eet goes like thees.

What is seemoolar between sperm cell and lawyer?

Both have one in beelion chance uf becomink human.

I'm in Boston for a few days and have no dinner plans.