sometimes i'd be better off just shutting the hell up

[julie_wrott]

so this morning i'm on my way to a job interview for some molly maid position...and i'm hungover and i'm hungry and broke and in a terrible mood. i'm at eglinton station scanning the ground for change so i could get a coffee and this fuckin douchebag gangster is checking me out. usually, i'd just smile and take it as a complement...but this dude

Comments

[eda_yawhore]

WHAT!?!? wow, that is such bullshit. fuck that guy. I'm glad you're okay. how can i cheer you up?

[julie_wrott]

make me a croissant...only one...a cheese croissant

[northern_dirt]

What do you call a nigger with a peg leg

[northern_dirt]

How many niggers does it take a shingle a roof

[northern_dirt]

What does NAACP stand for

[eda_yawhore]

i think you win at the cheer up julie game, heheh.

[julie_wrott]

i was in no shape to be doing kung fu