sometimes i'd be better off just shutting the hell up

[julie_wrott]

so this morning i'm on my way to a job interview for some molly maid position...and i'm hungover and i'm hungry and broke and in a terrible mood. i'm at eglinton station scanning the ground for change so i could get a coffee and this fuckin douchebag gangster is checking me out. usually, i'd just smile and take it as a complement...but this dude is being creepy, sorta licking his lips and getting closer to me with each flap of the tongue...so i walk up to him and say something to the effect of "eat my fuck you piece of shit" and he completely loses it...he grabs me by the arm like i'm his hoe or something and starts calling me a dumb ugly no ass slut...and i start screaming and everyone's just watching like it's a fuckin reality show...so i get my arm free and it's all red, it's still red...and i take off to the exit all the while having him follow me screaming obscenities about my flat white ass...i'm pretty sure i didn't get the job, as i was hungry, hungover, and shaking like a leaf by that point...

man i need some cheering up...