F U November
Sorry to use such harsh letter in the subject, but November deserves it. As some of you may know, November is my least favorite month of the year. Throughout the history of my life and my families life, November has had something bad happen in it almost every year. It started with a bang this year, with the indirect hit to one of my friends. Last Thursday Willy got hit with a Dewey and by Dewey I mean DUI. I will be thankful when Turkey Day hits, which is usually the "safe zone". I plan on spending the next couple of weekends doing pretty much nothing probably. This works out ok though because I've decided I want to start eating solid foods again and am going to bite the bullet and get the ol' wisdoms taken out. Anywho I'll quit the serious-ness and get to something else.
Here are some other jobs I'd much rather be doing, instead of making boring ass cellular respiration notes. I think I understand why nobody like biology now.
- comedian
- world class ping pong player
- Natalie Portman's boyfriend (not a job, but she's rich so I wouldn't have to work)
- poker player
- professional karoke-er (only if I can be drunk while doing it though)
- a professional alcoholic (actually I think I already obtain that position, I just don't get paid for it)
- a jew (they're pretty rich right?)
- a professional groomsmen (I've got the experience, my resume will prove it)
- a pro sports player that sits the bench (I'm pretty lazy, so I wouldnt' want to play and I'm not greedy, so the league minimum would suit me just fine)
Well I guess my dreams of becoming all of these will have to wait, I need to go beddy bye.
Bring on December
Here are some other jobs I'd much rather be doing, instead of making boring ass cellular respiration notes. I think I understand why nobody like biology now.
- comedian
- world class ping pong player
- Natalie Portman's boyfriend (not a job, but she's rich so I wouldn't have to work)
- poker player
- professional karoke-er (only if I can be drunk while doing it though)
- a professional alcoholic (actually I think I already obtain that position, I just don't get paid for it)
- a jew (they're pretty rich right?)
- a professional groomsmen (I've got the experience, my resume will prove it)
- a pro sports player that sits the bench (I'm pretty lazy, so I wouldnt' want to play and I'm not greedy, so the league minimum would suit me just fine)
Well I guess my dreams of becoming all of these will have to wait, I need to go beddy bye.
Bring on December