I had this VMI after reading this story:

[jrittenhouse]

1. Sen Grassley thinks that bankers and other Wall Street idiots and swindlers need to redeem their lost honor by committing suicide.
2. Watch this video
3. Then watch this video
4. Then start singing:

“Sepppuku! Seppulu! (dahdahdadadadah) Sep-pu-ku!“  Imagining a lot of Bankers with briefcases dancing around, dropping the briefcases, getting out of the suits and into simple kimonos and being handed a wakizashi (short samurai sword) to carry the Tradition! on as they sing and dance.  BIG finish, and they all fall over dead, crosslegged.

1. Profit!