hey hey hey, gooodbye!
Well my boy Joe came up from home which was a good start to the wknd, hadn't seen him for almost 5 months since he goes to school down in VA...but anyways we decided since it was our last thursday here we would go to the bar. So he got up here around 4 and we started drinking around 4:10. We ever drank at the cafe, rebels I tell ya! If walking in with a bottle that says "chug me" isn't a dead give away I dont know what is...but anyways dinner was good the usual, burger and fries or summin and then we headed back to the dorm. After we got ready we left at 7:00pm for the bar. yes 7:00 pm, ya know rumor has it the place is gonna be packed cuz its the last wk its open, needless to say we got there at 8 and were the first people in the doors. I mean no music on, about two lights on, and the bar tenders were still stuck in traffic, lol. We played a few pool games and then the crowd started pouring in. the nite was the same as any other nite in providence nothing special. I did take 9 shots that nite tho, might me a record for this guy right here, not sure. On a funnier note this might be the funniest thing that I have done in my entire life. Im standing near the bar with Joe when a corpulent (fat) girl comes up to the two of us. "Will one of you two please dance with me" my cat like reflex's and my bill gates like mind all kick in at once. As I start to turn to andrew and bridget I tell the girl "He will" and I pat joe on the back excluding him from the circle of friends and leaving him face to face with the beast. I put Joe in the worst perdiciment of his life and him being such a nice guy, took her paw, and went to play. I expected Joe to talk his way out of it somehow, but once they hit the dance floor she had him for good. She wrapped her arms around Joe like he was in a bear hug, and she danced to rap as it if were slow music. I thought she was gonna swollow his leg whole like an eggroll for christ sake,lol. Even after that we picked on Joe a little more, for some reason we just couldn't get enough. The ride home was when we attacked again. We were almost home im talking like 10 minutes away when Joe passes out in the backseat. This is when I decide to be the royal dickhead and come up with an evil plan. For all of you who have seen outcold you can really relate to this. I tell Nick who is driving my car because of my drunken state, to slam on the brakes on the count of three and we will all scream at the top of our lungs like we're crashing. It worked to perfection, Nick jacked on the brakes and Joe jumped up a mile in fear almost smashing his face off the seat and hittin his head on the ceiling. The look on his face was priceless. Sorry Joe it had to be done. So yeah thursday had a few funny moments, otherwise just another thursday.
Friday rolls around I skipped class of course, almost a regular thing. I basically shouldaa just took the class of my schedule but oh well. Anyways around 4ish, I attempted to funnel three beers at the same time. Stress the word ATTEMPTED. So perez gets a little chant going and the video camera rolling, and I DID IT!!! I funneled three at the same time (Def a record) and then I sprinted to the bathroom as fast as I funneled those beers and stood over the toilet. I belched so fuckin loud and then thought I wasn’t gonna puke so I come out of the stall and yell “IM A GOD” and within a split second the feeling comes back I go back in the stall and puke up three beers the same way they went down, 36 ounces baby! They were warmer on the way up though. So I continued to drink like a half hour later along with everyone else, went to briggs apartment, ya know the usual. After Briggs’s place we went to this kid Bonnicas house and for curry it was pretty damn cool. A change from the usual “Jr./Twin/Foot/Rugby” house. Pretty much a Middleboro reunion. Joe ferg was there, that’s my nigga. King Kong aint got shit on him. Once again his celebrity status kicked in at the party. Saw linds fuller, lauren marshell, Katie mac, kara, and bri. Haven’t seen some of those ladies in a while. I also saw Killer AL, yep allen. We wrote a song about al, max has a copy im sure. Hit um up. Anyway holla Al, you da man. I’m gonna cut this short so I can get to the major part of spring weekend
Saturday--
Let’s see, we woke up at 11:00 and we were suppose to get up at 10. Supposedly we were gonna beat last years starting time of 11:00 by wakin up at 10 and boozing. So we didn’t beat the record but we had a beer or two before brunch and then headed down to get some food. After our little tea time we came back and pounded some beers, few funnels and some beer pong. Which I must add in, me and joe tore the place a new asshole. We were playing ten cup and the first two games the teams had 6 cups left. Then bruce and mark gave us a good game and they had 2 cups left. Another game with 6 cups. Then one with three. Okay there was more but I’ll stop. Do they have a prof beruit league? Get me the adress, I got the resume ready. Anyways we headed down to listen to our U2 cover band. Give me a fuckin break. I’d rather listen to bruce bang on the walls, and smash trash cans, both of which he does with extreme passion. I saw a few cool animals down there. Big ol’ python, an alligator, elephants, giraffes, and some gorillas. Live petting zoo, pretty amazing. I wont even get into what happened when the alligator got loose. We eventually headed to the cottage, a dorm on the other side of campus “wet side”. Let me tell you, I’ve never seen curry like this! I mean this was like fuckin UCONN! Off the hizzy fo shizzy my nizzy, ok stop. Ur being gay. Sorry. It was cool tho just like UCONN everyone chillin in the same parking lot getting mad drunk, just minus about 9,600 people I’d say. But seriously Milton P.D. was watching, ra’s watching, rd’s, deans, u name it all watching, some even participating in the festivities. The cottage kids had a slip and slide out front that went down I’d say an 60-75 foot hill after u got off the slip and slide. Pretty damn good idea, people wildin out ya know ya know. Not to mention I saw some girl changing from doing the slip and slide and she was wearing a thong changing in front of 500 people, impressive. Mad props to any girl who would do that. Eventually that had to come to and END cuz its fuckin curry college!!!!!!!!!! Kill me now. Trying to drink here is like trying to win a knife fight, wit a ping pong paddle. So after that we came back to the dorm and I layed down to rest for a half hour or so, Just getting ready to head out to where the true playas ball. The football house, whoaaaaaaa. So yeah I was laying down and Andrew comes in to the room and tries to rip my blanket off and I tell him once nicely “If you take my blanket I WILL punch you in the face”…the second time I tell him a little more seriously…the third, I punch him in the mouth, cutting his lip with a left jab like lewis. LOL never thought I’d actually connect but mad funny when I did, even funnier that he was bleeding for a good half hour. Eventually we get to the football/rugby house and I continue to kill myself drinking beer after beer. It was about 12 oclock when I saw god, in the form of former carver high school star running back, JT Eatkins. Let me tell you, he pulled out a bottle of hennesy and I was smiling ear to ear baby. Had a shot of that and it felt like heroin going through my veins, soon after that I was half retarted. So after the hennesy drinking, JT decide he would try to eat fire. Numerous time attempting to swallow a hula torch whole. Yummy!! Might have been the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I can also quote him as saying this when Taylor got mad at him for trying magic tricks. “Guys I can sleep on your couch tonight right?” me and bruce “Yeah sure” (taylor looks at us pissed) JT stares at Taylor and say “See ASSHOLE” lol what a comment to your girlfriend, he wins funny kid of the year award. Eventually the cops came and busted up the fiesta and unlike those UMASS ASSholes, we didn’t attempt to murder the whole police force, lol. We simply left, but as we did I notice my car is boxed in between two cars so I turn to Andrew and say “Oh don’t worry about it, I’ll just BACK into the car in FRONT of me!” If you don’t get that, then read it again. Needless to say everyone laughed at me and that’s when I realized how fucked I was. We made it back in time for midnite breakfast which was quite superb. Until Billy bob thorten aka ill will, started throwing no look passes like Jason kidd with sausage patties. My boy Teddy from the Vineyard, holla, told me to take control of my boy, or his boys were gonna have some words, I saved his life, u owe me will…Andrew also got hit by a pancake at dinner and the public safety guy looked right at him and just said “that sucks”…so yeah curry was crazy for curry I’d say. PS didn’t even do shit! Another thing, when we were driving back there was no room in the car for mike and Karen so mike tried jumping on my car bumper and hitching a ride. So it look like he was hanging on like cliff hanger so I spead up to, oh I dunno? 45? 50? Lol…and he slips off the back, smashes his face off the bumper and then slams into the pavement! I didn’t even look back, Sorry Mike! But just the sounds effects themselves were pretty damn humerous. Who falls off cars going?! Who tries to ride on cars shitfaced?! I hope your okay buddy! Called it a night after those ridiculous antics.
Other then that I started a new Job on Tuesday. Landscaping, some bitch work I tell ya, Bringing in the real dough now tho, true balla. My last days at curry are just around the corner, and now that I have retired from curry I must retire from the LJ world. Im sorry to all my fans but this is it! Ya’ll know me though, “THE MJ OF THE LJ”… I copy right that by the way…but yeah, I could also come out of retirement
Friday rolls around I skipped class of course, almost a regular thing. I basically shouldaa just took the class of my schedule but oh well. Anyways around 4ish, I attempted to funnel three beers at the same time. Stress the word ATTEMPTED. So perez gets a little chant going and the video camera rolling, and I DID IT!!! I funneled three at the same time (Def a record) and then I sprinted to the bathroom as fast as I funneled those beers and stood over the toilet. I belched so fuckin loud and then thought I wasn’t gonna puke so I come out of the stall and yell “IM A GOD” and within a split second the feeling comes back I go back in the stall and puke up three beers the same way they went down, 36 ounces baby! They were warmer on the way up though. So I continued to drink like a half hour later along with everyone else, went to briggs apartment, ya know the usual. After Briggs’s place we went to this kid Bonnicas house and for curry it was pretty damn cool. A change from the usual “Jr./Twin/Foot/Rugby” house. Pretty much a Middleboro reunion. Joe ferg was there, that’s my nigga. King Kong aint got shit on him. Once again his celebrity status kicked in at the party. Saw linds fuller, lauren marshell, Katie mac, kara, and bri. Haven’t seen some of those ladies in a while. I also saw Killer AL, yep allen. We wrote a song about al, max has a copy im sure. Hit um up. Anyway holla Al, you da man. I’m gonna cut this short so I can get to the major part of spring weekend
Saturday--
Let’s see, we woke up at 11:00 and we were suppose to get up at 10. Supposedly we were gonna beat last years starting time of 11:00 by wakin up at 10 and boozing. So we didn’t beat the record but we had a beer or two before brunch and then headed down to get some food. After our little tea time we came back and pounded some beers, few funnels and some beer pong. Which I must add in, me and joe tore the place a new asshole. We were playing ten cup and the first two games the teams had 6 cups left. Then bruce and mark gave us a good game and they had 2 cups left. Another game with 6 cups. Then one with three. Okay there was more but I’ll stop. Do they have a prof beruit league? Get me the adress, I got the resume ready. Anyways we headed down to listen to our U2 cover band. Give me a fuckin break. I’d rather listen to bruce bang on the walls, and smash trash cans, both of which he does with extreme passion. I saw a few cool animals down there. Big ol’ python, an alligator, elephants, giraffes, and some gorillas. Live petting zoo, pretty amazing. I wont even get into what happened when the alligator got loose. We eventually headed to the cottage, a dorm on the other side of campus “wet side”. Let me tell you, I’ve never seen curry like this! I mean this was like fuckin UCONN! Off the hizzy fo shizzy my nizzy, ok stop. Ur being gay. Sorry. It was cool tho just like UCONN everyone chillin in the same parking lot getting mad drunk, just minus about 9,600 people I’d say. But seriously Milton P.D. was watching, ra’s watching, rd’s, deans, u name it all watching, some even participating in the festivities. The cottage kids had a slip and slide out front that went down I’d say an 60-75 foot hill after u got off the slip and slide. Pretty damn good idea, people wildin out ya know ya know. Not to mention I saw some girl changing from doing the slip and slide and she was wearing a thong changing in front of 500 people, impressive. Mad props to any girl who would do that. Eventually that had to come to and END cuz its fuckin curry college!!!!!!!!!! Kill me now. Trying to drink here is like trying to win a knife fight, wit a ping pong paddle. So after that we came back to the dorm and I layed down to rest for a half hour or so, Just getting ready to head out to where the true playas ball. The football house, whoaaaaaaa. So yeah I was laying down and Andrew comes in to the room and tries to rip my blanket off and I tell him once nicely “If you take my blanket I WILL punch you in the face”…the second time I tell him a little more seriously…the third, I punch him in the mouth, cutting his lip with a left jab like lewis. LOL never thought I’d actually connect but mad funny when I did, even funnier that he was bleeding for a good half hour. Eventually we get to the football/rugby house and I continue to kill myself drinking beer after beer. It was about 12 oclock when I saw god, in the form of former carver high school star running back, JT Eatkins. Let me tell you, he pulled out a bottle of hennesy and I was smiling ear to ear baby. Had a shot of that and it felt like heroin going through my veins, soon after that I was half retarted. So after the hennesy drinking, JT decide he would try to eat fire. Numerous time attempting to swallow a hula torch whole. Yummy!! Might have been the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I can also quote him as saying this when Taylor got mad at him for trying magic tricks. “Guys I can sleep on your couch tonight right?” me and bruce “Yeah sure” (taylor looks at us pissed) JT stares at Taylor and say “See ASSHOLE” lol what a comment to your girlfriend, he wins funny kid of the year award. Eventually the cops came and busted up the fiesta and unlike those UMASS ASSholes, we didn’t attempt to murder the whole police force, lol. We simply left, but as we did I notice my car is boxed in between two cars so I turn to Andrew and say “Oh don’t worry about it, I’ll just BACK into the car in FRONT of me!” If you don’t get that, then read it again. Needless to say everyone laughed at me and that’s when I realized how fucked I was. We made it back in time for midnite breakfast which was quite superb. Until Billy bob thorten aka ill will, started throwing no look passes like Jason kidd with sausage patties. My boy Teddy from the Vineyard, holla, told me to take control of my boy, or his boys were gonna have some words, I saved his life, u owe me will…Andrew also got hit by a pancake at dinner and the public safety guy looked right at him and just said “that sucks”…so yeah curry was crazy for curry I’d say. PS didn’t even do shit! Another thing, when we were driving back there was no room in the car for mike and Karen so mike tried jumping on my car bumper and hitching a ride. So it look like he was hanging on like cliff hanger so I spead up to, oh I dunno? 45? 50? Lol…and he slips off the back, smashes his face off the bumper and then slams into the pavement! I didn’t even look back, Sorry Mike! But just the sounds effects themselves were pretty damn humerous. Who falls off cars going?! Who tries to ride on cars shitfaced?! I hope your okay buddy! Called it a night after those ridiculous antics.
Other then that I started a new Job on Tuesday. Landscaping, some bitch work I tell ya, Bringing in the real dough now tho, true balla. My last days at curry are just around the corner, and now that I have retired from curry I must retire from the LJ world. Im sorry to all my fans but this is it! Ya’ll know me though, “THE MJ OF THE LJ”… I copy right that by the way…but yeah, I could also come out of retirement