At a glance its beautiful, up close...its paradise
I guess I'll start with Thursday night which I suppose kicks off every college kids weekend. Once again I get dragged to cappy's to drink with every person that attends my college. I'm not saying I don't have fun, because I do...thats not the reason I'm so negative about this place. It's like this (all you currians know what im gonna say so you can skip a few lines if neccasary, or blow a few, whichever) anyways...My college has roughly 1000 kids, and every single kid who is old enough or has a fake id goes to either cappy's or mcgraths. So here lies the problem...when you were in highschool would like to drink with everyone in your highschool in the same place? I personally wouldn't. I mean sure there's a few cool cats, but think of all the fuckin dorks that attended your highschool or even your college... right? why would you wanna hang out with them? and to top that off, if they are 21 years old what the fuck are they doing in a local bar in hyde park when they could be 15 minutes away in boston! I mean I dream of the bars in boston, why are the wasting there lives? When im 21 you better believe I'll be in Boston on a regular basis...I mean there beer flows like wine. sorry next topic
Friday I had to work 2-10 which is bad enough, but think about this okay...your working you've been there for hours, your slackin, you dont wanna be there...WHEN!...a man comes running in from outside, I mean sprinting...grabs and inflatable M&M guy from the shelf, and then turns and sprints out the door!! I mean what the fuck! First off I was appauled that someone would rob the store while I was working, who the fuck do they think they are, but above all else it was for a damn M&M guy which I myself planned on stealing, lol. So yeah needless to say I was pissed off when I left work so I robbed my own store, stole about 5 microwave meals, a camera, some beef jerkey, a deck of cars, protein bar, and some gum...all this was neccasary for my voyage the next day tho. We needed a survival pack.
Sat- Uconn-
Yeah so we wake up a 9am thinking we'll leave by 11 and arrive at UCONN by 1...Me and andrew get up and take a shower togethor, i mean...so yeah...about that. We take seperate showers around 9 am then we head to the mall to pick up a video tape for spring wknd at UCONN. Figuring its going to be Storrs Gone Wild! So we come back from the mall and I fall asleep on the couch, and to make a short story shorter, we left at 2 instead of 11, lol. We arrived at UCONN in the midst of a monsoon, saw a few tornadoes, flying fish, etc...what a shitty day...on my fuckin birthday!! turned 20, ah who cares, i didnt even look at it as my bday, 20 who gives a shit...anyways...we got there and went to max's room which might as well have been a shoe box, 13 people in one small as room that smelt like a dirty shoe...can u imagine? awful. So max calls up his friend julia, a cool chick i must say, invited the 13 of us over to her friends room and proceeds to say the funniest things ive ever heard...constant remarks about women and being lesbains, even talked about banging her moms friends, lol. so yeah that spiced things up a bit and then we decided to hit up XLOT. I'm gonna make the beg short, we roll up 13 deep and get seperated into about 4 groups. So basically the whole Night I spent with andrew and Will, occasionally bruce. Max who I went to see was MIA and I aint talking where the heat play at. anyways me and andrew got a couple girls to make out for some beeds, got it one tape, some good footage for all of u to see. Couple girls got above the crowd and showed there tits u know the usual drunken antics...it wasnt until about 1am that things got crazy...there were these two kids about to fight and they were face to face but I knew they werent gonna do anything so I yell out once "Why don't you just make out" okay maybe I yelled it like 6 times, but regardless I thought they looked cute. So one of the kids girlfriends comes over to me bitching saying the kid would kick my ass he's and ex marine, wha wha wha, blah blah blah...so I come back with im a fuckin ex marine bitch, or something like that and then all hell breaks loose. the kids decides he doesnt want to fight and things seemed settled until the kids friends comes up to me and says quote "I'd just like you to know your a pussy for not fighting my friend" so obviously his friend is a pussy if his friend had come up to me. anyways at this point i say something like ill go right now or some stupid shit and before we can fight one of his friends throws a fuckin haymaker (sucker punch) and andrew. So andrew earned the nickname the bodyguard for the SC. Because he took a punch for the godfather, lol. andrew got up and punched the kid in the jaw and before I knew it everything was broken up. LAMEEEEEEEEEEEE! Saw my friend Meg there too by the way! can't leave yout out meg, in case your reading this...lol Had a good time chillin witcha, hahaha. so that was that, i gave you the brief over view, once again I drank myself sober, Im not liking that...seems to happen at all the best events...although I may not have made UCONN sound like the best place on the planet, it really is a paradise. I mean I went into the cafe and the tail there was like no other. Bunnies all over the place...not to mention we had Justin(max's friend) making a comment to every girl that walked by, fuckin hilarious...max introduced me to justin like this..."Yeah thats justin, but you can call him...uh, Justin" lol god damn...
Anyways spring fling comin up, come on up...we bought 4 thirties and a handle for me bruce and my boy, lol. I had something else I meant to mention but I really can't remember! so ill post it lata...ill remember...peace for now playa
Friday I had to work 2-10 which is bad enough, but think about this okay...your working you've been there for hours, your slackin, you dont wanna be there...WHEN!...a man comes running in from outside, I mean sprinting...grabs and inflatable M&M guy from the shelf, and then turns and sprints out the door!! I mean what the fuck! First off I was appauled that someone would rob the store while I was working, who the fuck do they think they are, but above all else it was for a damn M&M guy which I myself planned on stealing, lol. So yeah needless to say I was pissed off when I left work so I robbed my own store, stole about 5 microwave meals, a camera, some beef jerkey, a deck of cars, protein bar, and some gum...all this was neccasary for my voyage the next day tho. We needed a survival pack.
Sat- Uconn-
Yeah so we wake up a 9am thinking we'll leave by 11 and arrive at UCONN by 1...Me and andrew get up and take a shower togethor, i mean...so yeah...about that. We take seperate showers around 9 am then we head to the mall to pick up a video tape for spring wknd at UCONN. Figuring its going to be Storrs Gone Wild! So we come back from the mall and I fall asleep on the couch, and to make a short story shorter, we left at 2 instead of 11, lol. We arrived at UCONN in the midst of a monsoon, saw a few tornadoes, flying fish, etc...what a shitty day...on my fuckin birthday!! turned 20, ah who cares, i didnt even look at it as my bday, 20 who gives a shit...anyways...we got there and went to max's room which might as well have been a shoe box, 13 people in one small as room that smelt like a dirty shoe...can u imagine? awful. So max calls up his friend julia, a cool chick i must say, invited the 13 of us over to her friends room and proceeds to say the funniest things ive ever heard...constant remarks about women and being lesbains, even talked about banging her moms friends, lol. so yeah that spiced things up a bit and then we decided to hit up XLOT. I'm gonna make the beg short, we roll up 13 deep and get seperated into about 4 groups. So basically the whole Night I spent with andrew and Will, occasionally bruce. Max who I went to see was MIA and I aint talking where the heat play at. anyways me and andrew got a couple girls to make out for some beeds, got it one tape, some good footage for all of u to see. Couple girls got above the crowd and showed there tits u know the usual drunken antics...it wasnt until about 1am that things got crazy...there were these two kids about to fight and they were face to face but I knew they werent gonna do anything so I yell out once "Why don't you just make out" okay maybe I yelled it like 6 times, but regardless I thought they looked cute. So one of the kids girlfriends comes over to me bitching saying the kid would kick my ass he's and ex marine, wha wha wha, blah blah blah...so I come back with im a fuckin ex marine bitch, or something like that and then all hell breaks loose. the kids decides he doesnt want to fight and things seemed settled until the kids friends comes up to me and says quote "I'd just like you to know your a pussy for not fighting my friend" so obviously his friend is a pussy if his friend had come up to me. anyways at this point i say something like ill go right now or some stupid shit and before we can fight one of his friends throws a fuckin haymaker (sucker punch) and andrew. So andrew earned the nickname the bodyguard for the SC. Because he took a punch for the godfather, lol. andrew got up and punched the kid in the jaw and before I knew it everything was broken up. LAMEEEEEEEEEEEE! Saw my friend Meg there too by the way! can't leave yout out meg, in case your reading this...lol Had a good time chillin witcha, hahaha. so that was that, i gave you the brief over view, once again I drank myself sober, Im not liking that...seems to happen at all the best events...although I may not have made UCONN sound like the best place on the planet, it really is a paradise. I mean I went into the cafe and the tail there was like no other. Bunnies all over the place...not to mention we had Justin(max's friend) making a comment to every girl that walked by, fuckin hilarious...max introduced me to justin like this..."Yeah thats justin, but you can call him...uh, Justin" lol god damn...
Anyways spring fling comin up, come on up...we bought 4 thirties and a handle for me bruce and my boy, lol. I had something else I meant to mention but I really can't remember! so ill post it lata...ill remember...peace for now playa