Return to the court
Wadup ya'll...been a few months actually...Couldn't hold out any longer...here's a few highlights of the summer.
Plymouth- So we head down to Plymouth to cruise the beach front, drink some beers ya know the usual. So we're drinkin with these kids we meet there, little thug life wankstas ya know? and we're just being friendly, we dont actually want to hang out with these kids, but they seemed alright the whole time so we had a few beers with them etc etc...So we're about to leave when the kids try and get us to stop but we dont and keep driving so they throw a bottle at my car...oh shit big mistake "Frank pull the car over we're about to fight (frank was drivin my car)" I get out and the three of these kids sprint over to me so I know they want to fight (for absolutely no reason) but I try to reason with them for a minute and see what the deal is...no help what so ever they say i was talkin shit etc etc and the three of them are ready to attack me...so franks sittin in the car and these three kids are comin at me but i wont let any of them get behind me or else ill be a dead man...so one of the kids swings at me and I dodge the punch and then frank gets out of the car and gets sucker punched by one of the wankstas. Then steve and josh finally get there (frank called them on his cell) and right when steve gets out he gets blasted in the face 4 times, then josh gets hit in the back of the head. so needless to say everyone got hit except me with my cat llike reflexes, lol. by the time we all came to and realized what the fuck was really happening they had about 8 people and we had 4 so we screwed out of there like four vaginas...one good thing did happen tho, I jumped on the back of my car when we drove away cuz i didnt wanna waste time gettin my car bashed as i tried to jump in...so we're driving and im gettin chased down the road and i knock on the back window and tell frank to slow down so the kid chasin me can catch up and we he got close enough i kicked little romeo right in the fuckin throat, kid stopped dead in his tracks gagging like he was suckin the biggest of cocks, lol.
July 4th- Well woke up around 9 went to the beach at 11:30 started drinkin by 12 didnt stop drinkin till 2 am. so we're lookin at roughly 14 hrs of steady drinkin, once again the drinkin urself sober law applied at some point through out the day. Saw a lot of people I hadn't seen in a long time at the keg party we attended. much love to all of you. Had some pretty good wiffle ball games, had a bbq which lasted for roughly 7 hrs, lol. The highlight of my nite was seeing my boy sanders do 7 keg stands in a row after drinkin all day and then finishin a bottle of sambuca at nite. I'm not exaggerating when I say i've never seen someone drink so much and be so out of control. I mean the kid was doin 20 second keg stands while doin pushups on the keg, lol. Also frank the tank got the worst sunburn i have seen in my entire life, the kids leg was twice the size it should be and as red as a tomatoe, we were only at the beach for an hr by the way. Another hour and he would have been hospitlized.
Thats it for now, im sorry ive lost a little bit of skill during my retirement, ill be back in top notch form the next time out, look for me in the near future. Montreal is less then a wk away, ur still welcome to come! hit me up! holla balla
Plymouth- So we head down to Plymouth to cruise the beach front, drink some beers ya know the usual. So we're drinkin with these kids we meet there, little thug life wankstas ya know? and we're just being friendly, we dont actually want to hang out with these kids, but they seemed alright the whole time so we had a few beers with them etc etc...So we're about to leave when the kids try and get us to stop but we dont and keep driving so they throw a bottle at my car...oh shit big mistake "Frank pull the car over we're about to fight (frank was drivin my car)" I get out and the three of these kids sprint over to me so I know they want to fight (for absolutely no reason) but I try to reason with them for a minute and see what the deal is...no help what so ever they say i was talkin shit etc etc and the three of them are ready to attack me...so franks sittin in the car and these three kids are comin at me but i wont let any of them get behind me or else ill be a dead man...so one of the kids swings at me and I dodge the punch and then frank gets out of the car and gets sucker punched by one of the wankstas. Then steve and josh finally get there (frank called them on his cell) and right when steve gets out he gets blasted in the face 4 times, then josh gets hit in the back of the head. so needless to say everyone got hit except me with my cat llike reflexes, lol. by the time we all came to and realized what the fuck was really happening they had about 8 people and we had 4 so we screwed out of there like four vaginas...one good thing did happen tho, I jumped on the back of my car when we drove away cuz i didnt wanna waste time gettin my car bashed as i tried to jump in...so we're driving and im gettin chased down the road and i knock on the back window and tell frank to slow down so the kid chasin me can catch up and we he got close enough i kicked little romeo right in the fuckin throat, kid stopped dead in his tracks gagging like he was suckin the biggest of cocks, lol.
July 4th- Well woke up around 9 went to the beach at 11:30 started drinkin by 12 didnt stop drinkin till 2 am. so we're lookin at roughly 14 hrs of steady drinkin, once again the drinkin urself sober law applied at some point through out the day. Saw a lot of people I hadn't seen in a long time at the keg party we attended. much love to all of you. Had some pretty good wiffle ball games, had a bbq which lasted for roughly 7 hrs, lol. The highlight of my nite was seeing my boy sanders do 7 keg stands in a row after drinkin all day and then finishin a bottle of sambuca at nite. I'm not exaggerating when I say i've never seen someone drink so much and be so out of control. I mean the kid was doin 20 second keg stands while doin pushups on the keg, lol. Also frank the tank got the worst sunburn i have seen in my entire life, the kids leg was twice the size it should be and as red as a tomatoe, we were only at the beach for an hr by the way. Another hour and he would have been hospitlized.
Thats it for now, im sorry ive lost a little bit of skill during my retirement, ill be back in top notch form the next time out, look for me in the near future. Montreal is less then a wk away, ur still welcome to come! hit me up! holla balla