If I'd gotten my shit together, this would have been an update of my travel log. As it is, I am nothing but lazy, which is made worse by the fact that every time I hit a lapse in concentration I think about how a month ago I'd already come back from beautiful London. Even the Paris photos are beginning to look appealing because I've started forgetting about how bad the heat was and how arrogant half the people were. One day that log with be completed and you'll get to find out what actually happened when I went gay clubbing with two gay friends, which, by the way, most awesome night ever.
My desktop wallpaper is currently a slideshow of London and Paris photos. It simultaneously motivates me and makes me incredibly depressed. On one hand, there's the whole if you work hard you can have all of London again! on the other hand there's the fact that I'm sitting in this little office with no windows all day. It's kind of like, wow downgrade from where I was in Singapore, but I should be glad that one of the partner companies offered to give me a desk since my company has no office in Australia. I realise I never explained this, but my job in one sentence is basically: setting up a company. Obviously some sort of commerce degree would have been ten times more useful for this job.
Other news in my life, other than getting minimal sleep on work nights because I'm stubborn and like to surf the internet for hours, other than getting a Blackberry so people who work on the other side of the planet can send me annoying messages at 2am, other than having to go into the Telstra shop three times this week because I am incompetent with technology. Other than all that, I started playing Badminton with a work friend. Although I think he just got me interested so I'd sign up because he doesn't really play with me. He plays with people who are actually good, whereas I get shoved to the side courts with other beginners. Whatever, it's fun. Also, this is a big thing because everyone knows I never play sport. I've also been thinking of getting back into horse riding as it's the one sport I would do all the time if I could, but there's the whole problem of that being so far away.
Unrelated, I found
this on the front page of
Letters to Crushes the other day.
This would be both depressing and a great achievement if I had written this.
Which I didn't.
OR DID I?
No, I really didn't
Or maybe I did.
Finally, leaving the best till last:
rayslady AND I ARE GOING TO BE MEETING UP IN NEW YORK AND IT IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.
Since we live on opposite sides of the planet, we are compromising and meeting halfway.
I don't know what you're talking about, this has nothing to do with Darren Criss on Broadway.