I have no shame in admitting that I went to see the Glee Live 3D Concert at the movies yesterday. Although at this point of my life, where everyone knows that I'm in love with a gay man, there's nothing that I really feel ashamed about.
So, you want a review of the movie? It's a concert. On a big screen. With lots of scenes where the camera awkwardly cuts to crazy fans. I spent half the time laughing at how ridiculous some of the fans were, but yeh, that was totally me a month ago. I wanted to sing along to the songs and cheer, but I thought the five other people in the cinema would throw things at me.
Everyone who sees this movie should go and play my favourite Glee game wherein one tries to spot Chris Colfer in the background doing Kurt dance moves or making bitch faces. Precious boy, makes watching the tv show ten times more amusing.
Also, Heather Morris' boobs. Heather Morris' everything. She, just. Wow. Yes, I do want that.
And Darren Criss winking at me. IT'S TOO MUCH FOR MY BODY TO TAKE.
Here's some lulz I found on one of those useless Who's Hotter? polls. I'm really quite curious as to how one's look is defined as "smelling of feet."