Come flaccid. Leave erect. So awesome.

(If you don't care for Batman, at least see it for Katie Holmes.)

So, for starters, I haven't died. Yet. Here's the update. I'm a gamer junkie (Call of Duty) and a guitar guru. I have another year and maybe a summer to graduate at WMU. As of yet, technically undecided, but I've been working towards a chemical degree of sorts. I believe I'll dual major in Biochem and Chem. In other news, I've been diagnosed with ( Read more... )

Don't Say A Word ( Read more... )

The clever reader will notice my answer was complete crap. As I'm new to this game, I thought maybe they had a specific formula depending on the answers you give, but they're just a random phrase generator of whatever's been preprogrammed. Down w/ the machine!

So my computer has been takin' a dump on me for as long as I can remember. First w/ RAM dating back to over 800 years ago. Then I updated and got a second hard drive and more RAM and turned out, I needed another Power Supply to power everything. Fine. Waited and got the power supply. ... Then ... oh oh my. I think I may have just discovered I have ( Read more... )

That includes elementary, secondary, and all the other ary's. But most importantly, it includes drivers training. I took a brief 30 min. drive down to Dearborn to hang w/ the gang for some Halo and Hockey, when, in my travels in an otherwise open freeway, two drivers in a span of 5 minutes tried to run me over. Now to the uninformed reader, one ( Read more... )

Well, I guess one reason I never update is I don't really know where to start. Nothing seems to significant that I can recall to express it in words. I guess a lot of people just go through the day and reiterate what happens, but if I were to do that as a whole, there'd be far too much boring stuff in here. And I almost feel as if I can't pick out ( Read more... )

So yeah, 21 in the house. Er, I guess that's not something to be proud of. 21 and still in .. the house... D'ah well. Can't win 'em all. So Pistons, Wings, and Tigers won. And Lions made a cool draft move. Let's hear it for Detroit sports today. or yesterday. Saw Lewis Black on Thursday w/ my Kzoo buddy Lisa. That guy should just have a tv channel ( Read more... )

That post was far too amazing to skip by on a short reply that I have to answer in full, as my own entry. If by some unfortunate miracle of science you knew you had three days left to live(or if you lost a bet to the maffia), what events and conversations would occupy those precious last moments ( Read more... )