Rachel Coming & Others!
Dear the Powers That Be,
Despite my love of the snow
Despite my love of the below 0 chills
I pray for the warmest temperatures possible for Rachel's arrival
I have had enough of the winter's reign
I have had my share
But for Rachel, please make it warm
So we can be about in Potsdam and in Montreal
And so she can be content!
SHE'S COMING IN 6 DAYS, AND I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!! We're going to Montreal, and it's gonna be awesome! It's gonna be an amazing trip, and I couldn't be more excited!!
You really let me down
I liked you
A LOT
I proudly voted for you
I thought you were the best thing this state has seen in a long time
Despite your little scandals prior to this one
Personally, I don't care what you do behind closed doors
Personally, I believe prostitution should be legalized (and HEAVILY government controlled - debate this if you'd like)
But you are an elected official
You have no secrets
You had to have known you'd be caught
And that you can't survive something like this
Christ, just masturbate or something!
I couldn't be more excited to see you
Hold you
Kiss you
It's been
FAR
too
long..