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I upgraded my sexual arsenal over the weekend. Regretfully, my latest engagements have been of the, 'I'm lonely tonight Jon, I'll pay for the cab to my place,' type, but I'll take what I can get.
Now I am even more dangerous in the bedroom. Like Batman, without the highly trained body and mind; I've just got the gadgets and whatnot.
I visited the Sex Show over the weekend, and bought several...marital aids...if one can call them that. Now, before y'all start writing Jonny off with, 'Oh, God, what a pervert! What would possess someone to buy something like that,' what else are you going to do at a sex exhibition? Hmm? Drink tea and shoot the shit with the neighbors? Hell no! It only comes around once a year, and you've just gotta suck it up and head on in.
You: Mmm, this chai is superb!
Me: Check out the glass dildos!
You: Uhhh...
Me: Whoa, now that's what I call an orgasm.
Clockwise, from top
A) 2 lengths of 4 foot tether with adjustable straps, sliding releases
B) 1 pair of pink, fuzzy handcuffs
C) Black satin bag, which holds this entire collection
D) Awesome smelling, gender friendly perfume
E) Sheer panties with hidden compartment, for:
F) Form fitting vibrator
More details tonight, as I was only blogging to try to get to sleep, and lo and behold; I'm all kinds of tired.
Now I am even more dangerous in the bedroom. Like Batman, without the highly trained body and mind; I've just got the gadgets and whatnot.
I visited the Sex Show over the weekend, and bought several...marital aids...if one can call them that. Now, before y'all start writing Jonny off with, 'Oh, God, what a pervert! What would possess someone to buy something like that,' what else are you going to do at a sex exhibition? Hmm? Drink tea and shoot the shit with the neighbors? Hell no! It only comes around once a year, and you've just gotta suck it up and head on in.
You: Mmm, this chai is superb!
Me: Check out the glass dildos!
You: Uhhh...
Me: Whoa, now that's what I call an orgasm.
Clockwise, from top
A) 2 lengths of 4 foot tether with adjustable straps, sliding releases
B) 1 pair of pink, fuzzy handcuffs
C) Black satin bag, which holds this entire collection
D) Awesome smelling, gender friendly perfume
E) Sheer panties with hidden compartment, for:
F) Form fitting vibrator
More details tonight, as I was only blogging to try to get to sleep, and lo and behold; I'm all kinds of tired.