I hate this country
"The stars will weep over your plight this week, which will offer little comfort, as their tears are made of excruciatingly hot stellar plasma." - The Onion horoscope
I can't understand people. These idiots in the midwest don't like Kerry because they want a president they can relate to. A President they could go have a beer with and talk to. I think that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I don't need my president to be a fun guy who know how the New England Patriots did last week, I want a president who is intelligent enough to understand the Patriot Act in its entirety, and rational enough to realize its implications for the freedom we value so dearly in this country.
But these idiots have fucked everything up. WHY?? WHY???? They like Bush because he validates their homophobia as acceptable, and is forcing the whole country into Christianity harder than the missionaries in Chinua Achebe's "Things fall apart". I want to assasinate Bush and Cheney. Here's my plan: bomb the presidential inauguration. By January 20, I will have gotten my hands on a long range missile and calcualted its trajectory into the inauguration so as to ensure the instant incineration of all present, including the elusive Dick Cheney. Anyone with helpful advice for this plan should contact me as soon as possible.
I can't understand people. These idiots in the midwest don't like Kerry because they want a president they can relate to. A President they could go have a beer with and talk to. I think that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I don't need my president to be a fun guy who know how the New England Patriots did last week, I want a president who is intelligent enough to understand the Patriot Act in its entirety, and rational enough to realize its implications for the freedom we value so dearly in this country.
But these idiots have fucked everything up. WHY?? WHY???? They like Bush because he validates their homophobia as acceptable, and is forcing the whole country into Christianity harder than the missionaries in Chinua Achebe's "Things fall apart". I want to assasinate Bush and Cheney. Here's my plan: bomb the presidential inauguration. By January 20, I will have gotten my hands on a long range missile and calcualted its trajectory into the inauguration so as to ensure the instant incineration of all present, including the elusive Dick Cheney. Anyone with helpful advice for this plan should contact me as soon as possible.