Today was my cousin Matt’s 12th birthday celebration. They decided to bring the party to my house for the festivities. While we were lying around trying to figure out what to do to make this day memorable, we came upon an idea of epic proportions. We decided to order one hundred wings, from one of the greatest all-time establishments ever made, Wing-Stop. It was double the fun because none of my cousins from Benicia had ever tasted Wing-Stop. WTF right?
I had never seen that many wings in all my life. There were two full bags of one hundred wings stock-piled upon each other, which totaled to be $75. It was ridiculous, but so worth it. As we ate the wings, we cheered in glory and sung happy birthday to my fellow cousin Matthew. While we sat there stuffed from all the chicken, we thought about how awesome this moment was. Now we can look back on this day and say “Hey, remember that one time when we ordered one hundred wings from Wing-Stop?” Simply crazy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY M-DOG!