9 People It's Okay To Hate.

[johnnylovely]

This was taken from the Woody Show on Live 105:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
I know where my watch is, where the fuck is yours?
2. People who get up to search the entire room for the remote, when they can just do it manually.
It's channel up channel down. Not hard.
3. People who say "You just want to have your cake and eat it too."
Well, Duh. What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. People who say "It's always the last place you looked."
Of course it is. Why the hell would I keep looking if found it?
5. People who say "Did you see that?" when watching a film.
No loser, I paid twelve bucks to watch the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice now did you.
7. People who say something is new and improved. They can't be both.
If it's new, there wasn't something before it. If it's an improvement, there had to be something before it.
8. People who say "Life is short."
Life is the longest thing anyone ever does.
9. People who ask if the train or bus has come yet.
If the bus came, would I still be standing here?

Goodnight Everyone.