I figured I owe this to my Hetalia nakama.

To start with: I'm 21 years old, American, and live on Eastern Standard Time. I'm asexual and an atheist. Crucial key info.

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Yes, it's true, I've been putting off posting here again, but I should ESPECIALLY so I can say hello to the fangirls I friended from the Hetalia meme! Hello there! I'll start out slow so you're not terrified.

The culprit behind my recent silence?


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