Painting your nails while using the toiled may seem like a brilliant, time-saving plan. However the "time to use the toilet paper" will almost certainly arrive before the "time it's safe to use your hands."

Why does it seem like every designer of hotel bathrooms is obsessed with being able to watch himself pee?

You don't understand. A guy genuinely does believe he's cleaned the toilet if he used his urine stream to knock loose some of the fecal matter stuck above the waterline.

Some mornings begin with a constipated dog.

One of the things about having lived with as many cats as I have, you hit a point where there's very little you haven't seen before. You understand different feline personality types, different medical issues, and both typical and atypical behavior ( Read more... )