The more comfortable the cat, the more trouble you're in.

The cat fight always happens in the middle of the night.

1) Hear cat hacking ( Read more... )

"Did humans domesticate doggies, or did doggies domesticate humans?"
          --my husband, to the dog, whom he was cuddling instead of me.

The good news is the cat's bowels are moving again. The bad news is, they're doing so on my laundry room floor.

It's a nippy morning. The cats have nipped me twice.

And some mornings it's the cat who demands walkies.

Today begins with a huge pile of doggie vomit.

He's always friendliest after he's made me bleed. Either he's apologizing or the salty smell of blood excites him.

Remember, the more the cat missed you, the more it expects you to grovel before it will ask for attention.