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jim_smith

Bash Wars Tournament O' Death Quarterfinals

Nov 28, 2006 19:57

I hereby declare voting for the second round closed and thus continue with everyone's favorite fake tournament, namely:

FIGHT NIGHT PRESENTS
THE 1ST ANNUAL
BASH WARS
OPEN INVITATIONAL
TOURNAMENT O' DEATH!
(sponsored by TasteeCo Foodstuffs)

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fight night, bash wars

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bentarc November 29 2006, 02:43:26 UTC

Okay ( ... )

brandawg November 29 2006, 04:09:38 UTC

BLATHERSKITE! See? There. I win.

bentarc November 29 2006, 04:18:02 UTC

Ah ah - You only got ONE of the magic words. Though you can steal the suit by using the command phrase (an entire episode revolved around this if I recall), that would result in a DQ - as an alternative, I suggest you try "GALLOPING GARBAGE!"

Also, I see that everybody is voting for Tony Stark That Crazy Bitch running S.H.I.E.L.D. A big pile of doodie Spider-Man.

You all hate Freedom. And by Freedom, I mean absolute obedience to Darkseid. And by absolute obedience to Darkseid, I mean Jack Kirby.

LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

Man, come on. Know your Ducktales. brandawg November 29 2006, 04:23:16 UTC

Listen, jerk, it's not magic. It's technology. There was only one activation word and that was blatherskite. That douche, Fenton, just happened to have a stupid saying, one half of which summoned the suit.

Re: Man, come on. Know your Ducktales. bentarc November 29 2006, 04:29:32 UTC

Really? I could swear it was the entire phrase that called the suit. Ah well.

I do have to commend you on your choice of icon, by the way. I would have entered Grodd in this, if I could bear the thought of him being beaten by Spider-Man.

Re: Man, come on. Know your Ducktales. bentarc November 29 2006, 04:32:51 UTC

Wait, shit - I remember now! It wasn't even "blatherskite", was it? It was just the sound "Blath" or something - Huey, Dewey, and Louie got into a big fight over it.

Re: Man, come on. Know your Ducktales. brandawg November 29 2006, 04:53:18 UTC

It was blatherskite because it was such an uncommon word that no one would ever think to use it.

Re: Man, come on. Know your Ducktales. jim_smith November 29 2006, 23:08:06 UTC

This is the stupidest argument humanly possible, but to settle the matter: Gyro was password-protecting the suit, he decided to use a single, extremely uncommon word, and chose "blatherskite." The reason Fenton says the whole catchphrase is because he has no idea why it works, and wasn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Re: Man, come on. Know your Ducktales. brandawg November 29 2006, 23:56:49 UTC

YEAH!

Re: Man, come on. Know your Ducktales. bentarc November 30 2006, 03:30:13 UTC

You know, for somebody who professes to hate the guy you sure know an awful lot about Gizmo Duck. One grows suspicious...

Re: Man, come on. Know your Ducktales. brandawg November 30 2006, 03:36:41 UTC

Know thy enemy, duh.

Is it any wonder why your guy didn't last?

Re: Man, come on. Know your Ducktales. bentarc November 30 2006, 04:47:00 UTC

Brandawg and Giz-mo, sittin' in a tree...

K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

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