Bash Wars Tournament O' Death Quarterfinals

[jim_smith]

I hereby declare voting for the second round closed and thus continue with everyone's favorite fake tournament, namely:

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Comments

[mike_smith]

But as of this writing, the final score is 24-22, and Gizmo Duck narrowly forces his way into the Elite Eight.

Aw, dammit.

[jim_smith]

You snooze, you lose to an accountant riding a unicycle.

[mike_smith]

At least that peckerhead Samoa Joe is elimated. I don't care what happens now, Gizmoduck must lose!

[brandawg]

Organize the Potter Fangirls! UNITE!

[brandawg]

THE I HATE YOU SIGN! THE IMPASSIONED INDIFFERENCE! THE SMELL OF SWEET VICTORY!

It was nice knowing you, Biz Fenton.

[mike_smith]

Why does he have an "R" on his chest if his name starts with "G"? I mean, sure, it could stand for "retarded", but Gyro Gearloose wouldn't have known that ahead of time while he was building the suit. In conclusion, you must destroy him.

[jim_smith]

The "R" stands for "Rammed Kool-Aid Man's ass."

[bentarc]

Okay

[brandawg]

BLATHERSKITE! See? There. I win.

[bentarc]

Ah ah - You only got ONE of the magic words. Though you can steal the suit by using the command phrase (an entire episode revolved around this if I recall), that would result in a DQ - as an alternative, I suggest you try "GALLOPING GARBAGE!"

Also, I see that everybody is voting for Tony Stark That Crazy Bitch running S.H.I.E.L.D. A big pile of doodie Spider-Man.

You all hate Freedom. And by Freedom, I mean absolute obedience to Darkseid. And by absolute obedience to Darkseid, I mean Jack Kirby.

LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

Man, come on. Know your Ducktales.

[brandawg]

Listen, jerk, it's not magic. It's technology. There was only one activation word and that was blatherskite. That douche, Fenton, just happened to have a stupid saying, one half of which summoned the suit.

[touchy_seeley]

Brandawg is drunk on his own hubris! Help me take him down a notch or he'll be even MORE unsufferable than he already is! And THAT... is a lot of unsufferable...ness.

Join with me! brandawg going over Samoa Joe was a bad booking decision; beating Gizmoduck would be downright criminal.

[brandawg]

But...but I had no hubris. I thought Joe was going to kill me. If anything, I had hubris going into OUR match. And now I am humbled, but I still want it more. Besides Gizmo Duck has a suit of armor on a unicycle. That's just retarded.

[touchy_seeley]

Typical brandawg revisionist history.

[bentarc]

The bull testicle extract has caused him to degenerate into a haze of madness.

[jim_smith]

Aw, dude, all of you just shut up. Geez.

aye aye.

[lovehonorlife]

Sho 'nuff. You do realize you just officially made a monster, right?

[brandawg]

THANK YOU.