i have a secret admirer and her name is Sandra.

Sandra, who is a very friendly young lady, has been sending me love messages - yes, it's Disclose The Steamy Contents Of Your Junk Mail Folder Time again - titled along the suggestive lines of "EverybodyNeedsAF**kFriend..we all do" or  "BeMyF*kBuddy" (with censorship courtesy of yours truly). goodness ( Read more... )

i'm currently emptying out my junk mail folder (i get alot of it, don't ask me why). anyway, there are weirdoes out there who take pleasure in sending me lovely missives generally entitled "MalePermanentGrowth" or "PeePeeGrowth" (i kid you not)  or "You Can EnlargeYourMaleMember Guyz". but today is obviously an extra special day cause i have an ( Read more... )