PeePeeGrowth
i'm currently emptying out my junk mail folder (i get alot of it, don't ask me why). anyway, there are weirdoes out there who take pleasure in sending me lovely missives generally entitled "MalePermanentGrowth" or "PeePeeGrowth" (i kid you not) or "You Can EnlargeYourMaleMember Guyz". but today is obviously an extra special day cause i have an offer of "FreeAdultWebCams" from one melissa nakidz (is it just me, or does that really sound like nakeds) and also, inexplicably enough, a love note rather incoherently headed "ithoughyoulovedme" from katherine D florina. clearly, i have been inadvertently breaking hearts left right and centre with my devastating beauty and irresistible charm etc etc.
can i ask you why all these strange people out there believe that i am:
a) male, and
b) desiring PeePeeGrowth, and
c) an inadvertent breaker of hearts/pervert
or
d) transsexual, and
e) in need of PeePeeGrowth, and also
f) an inadvertent breaker of hearts/pervert
i mean, i would totally understand if they were sending me things like "Ladiez EnhanceYourBust Today" or "Lose TwentyPounds In TwoDays" because that would at least imply that these spammers were doing their homework. instead, i get all these strange web offers obviously meant for insecure horny male creatures with dreadful Napoleon complexes. am i not wearing enough pink? do i not play enough with my makeup? don't i have enough pretty skirts? I'M A GIRL STOP SENDING ME THIS NONSENSE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL!!
evil spammers. Pls EatDirt Today ResultsGuaranteed.
can i ask you why all these strange people out there believe that i am:
a) male, and
b) desiring PeePeeGrowth, and
c) an inadvertent breaker of hearts/pervert
or
d) transsexual, and
e) in need of PeePeeGrowth, and also
f) an inadvertent breaker of hearts/pervert
i mean, i would totally understand if they were sending me things like "Ladiez EnhanceYourBust Today" or "Lose TwentyPounds In TwoDays" because that would at least imply that these spammers were doing their homework. instead, i get all these strange web offers obviously meant for insecure horny male creatures with dreadful Napoleon complexes. am i not wearing enough pink? do i not play enough with my makeup? don't i have enough pretty skirts? I'M A GIRL STOP SENDING ME THIS NONSENSE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL!!
evil spammers. Pls EatDirt Today ResultsGuaranteed.